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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:28 AM

Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, you're not going to die of coronavirus if you drink bleach. . . . I might not be a doctor, but I've got a head for these things."

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Reply Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Apr 2020 OP
no_hypocrisy Apr 2020 #1
skip fox Apr 2020 #3
underpants Apr 2020 #2
skip fox Apr 2020 #4
underpants Apr 2020 #5
skip fox Apr 2020 #6
skip fox Apr 2020 #7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:34 AM

1. As an aside, WTF is the story with his right thumb?

The joint is at a 45 degree angle with 45's thumb base? Did he break it and never had it set?

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Response to no_hypocrisy (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:38 AM

3. His thumb is an unusual and interesting case:

Since before puberty, his thumb has been spending hours every day a cozy, warm, dark environment. So when it gets out and sees light, it perks straight up. Of course it smells, so he has to hold it away from his face.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:37 AM

2. So if you inject the sunlight you can skip drinking the bleach

Or inject the bleach AND drink the sunlight.

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Response to underpants (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:41 AM

4. "Or maybe

you could swallow a light-bulb full of bleach without breaking the bulb . . . I'm just saying."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:43 AM

5. Pence: I've always been fond of Lysol's Summer Breeze

but Mother says that sounds like one of those feminine things so I can't be left alone in a room with it. How did President Awesome even know about that? Gosh I'll have to work that into my praise of him when he lets me speak about this Task Force I'm running.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:05 AM

6. D.T. continues:

"I don't care what Lysol says. . . . I've never used or liked Lysol. . . . It's a real loser. . . . Not one-hundredth as good as Clorox in my opinion.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 10:50 AM

7. D.T. continues:

"Or we could develop and train squads of tiny ninja hydrogen-bomb assassins, and . . . "

Pence is thinking: "Wow, that's why he's the president!"

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