Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:28 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, you're not going to die of coronavirus if you drink bleach. . . . I might not be a doctor, but I've got a head for these things."

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Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)	skip fox	Apr 2020	OP
As an aside, WTF is the story with his right thumb?	no_hypocrisy	Apr 2020	#1
His thumb is an unusual and interesting case:	skip fox	Apr 2020	#3
So if you inject the sunlight you can skip drinking the bleach	underpants	Apr 2020	#2
"Or maybe	skip fox	Apr 2020	#4
Pence: I've always been fond of Lysol's Summer Breeze	underpants	Apr 2020	#5
D.T. continues:	skip fox	Apr 2020	#6
D.T. continues:	skip fox	Apr 2020	#7

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:34 AM

no_hypocrisy (41,803 posts)

1. As an aside, WTF is the story with his right thumb?

The joint is at a 45 degree angle with 45's thumb base? Did he break it and never had it set?

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:38 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

3. His thumb is an unusual and interesting case:

Since before puberty, his thumb has been spending hours every day a cozy, warm, dark environment. So when it gets out and sees light, it perks straight up. Of course it smells, so he has to hold it away from his face.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:37 AM

underpants (174,463 posts)

2. So if you inject the sunlight you can skip drinking the bleach

Or inject the bleach AND drink the sunlight.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:41 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

4. "Or maybe

you could swallow a light-bulb full of bleach without breaking the bulb . . . I'm just saying."

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:43 AM

underpants (174,463 posts)

5. Pence: I've always been fond of Lysol's Summer Breeze

but Mother says that sounds like one of those feminine things so I can't be left alone in a room with it. How did President Awesome even know about that? Gosh I'll have to work that into my praise of him when he lets me speak about this Task Force I'm running.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:05 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

6. D.T. continues:

"I don't care what Lysol says. . . . I've never used or liked Lysol. . . . It's a real loser. . . . Not one-hundredth as good as Clorox in my opinion.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 10:50 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

7. D.T. continues:

"Or we could develop and train squads of tiny ninja hydrogen-bomb assassins, and . . . "

Pence is thinking: "Wow, that's why he's the president!"

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