Lol... Nancy Pelosi FTW: "Disinfectant in the body - you know what they call that? ..."

[demmiblue]

“Disinfectant in the body - you know what they call that? They call that embalming - that’s the medical term,” Pelosi says to @jaketapper on @CNNSotu

Link to tweet

[marble falls]

1. Trump wants us to self-embalm.

[zentrum]

2. LOL

[Wounded Bear]

3. Mortuaries are being overworked. It saves them a step...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Red Hatters: Show up at the hospital pre-embalmed! . . . nt

[JustGene]

5. Tells it like it is

Maybe why rump won't talk to her?

[gab13by13]

6. I stole this one but it is so fitting.

This is the first Civil War where the rebels kill themselves.

[Nitram]

7. LOL!

Maybe that's Dump's secret.

[RayStar]

8. Embalm

The Speaker is correct.

[gordianot]

9. Even with the most extreme chemicals Funeral Directors are overwhelmed.

Cremation anyone?

[link:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/funeral-directors-overwhelmed-covid-19-death-toll-n1175541|

[iluvtennis]

10. Right on point! nt

[crickets]

11. On point. K&R

[jmowreader]

12. No, Nancy, that's not what they call it

Sorry folks, but I’ve got to go Godwin here.

One of the worst Nazis in the Third Reich was Dr. Josef Mengele, who committed a long string of crimes against humanity that he called “medical experiments.” After he starved you for a month, used weird chemicals to try to change your eye color, or did whatever he wanted to do to you, he would kill you with an injection of phenol to the heart before he dissected your body.

Trump probably doesn’t know this, but phenols are the active ingredients in many common household cleaners and disinfectants.

And so, injecting disinfectant is known as euthanasia. Because that is exactly what will happen to you if you inject fucking Lysol.

[Beartracks]

13. interesting, because youth in Asia is what Trump blames the virus on!

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[warmfeet]

14. What causes the orange cast to the skin after embalming?

Asking for a friend.

[IronLionZion]

15. You can't catch the virus if you're dead.

Trump will promote death as the ultimate cure. Then the remaining Americans can get back to work.

[mahina]

17. HA

Good one!

[Zambero]

16. That would explain the Pence Pallor

Mother dispenses a generous dose of lysol daily for a nice well-preserved chalky look!