Can a despicable, reptilian, evil incarnate cretin get the coronavirus? Asking for a friend!

[cornball 24]

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Is The Correct Answer...

..."I hope so!"?

[Brainfodder]

2. How many imbeciles will be beat up for grabbing masks this week?

How much tolerance for stupid assholes DO we have before.....

We just seek them out and put them down for the good of our world?

Tell me how all the religions of earthlings can all be correct and co-exist in peace?

^Also asking for friends....

[Duncan Grant]

3. Reap what you sow moment if I ever saw one.

I could say more but - best not.

[paleotn]

4. That's the thing about viruses...

They don't give two shits about our petty little human constructs. One piece of meat is as good as the next when it comes to replication. And that's all viruses do. Replicate. Magats just tend to be in groups more susceptible to being killed during the replication process. The irony hasn't been lost on me from the start and at this point I say, let the fuckers die. Harsh, but I'm sick and tired of them and figure Covid-19 in some ways is doing society a favor.

There's still debate as to whether viruses are even life forms since they can't reproduce or do much of anything on their own. They act more like bits of biochemical machinery. More like prions in my mind. Also interesting is the amount of "fossil" viral DNA found in the average person's genome.

[Faux pas]

5. Hope a hope a hoping!

[CanonRay]

6. If you can get a valet to spit on his Big Mac, you can make it so.