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The one thing Trump will never have to worry about when he leaves office (Original Post) Soph0571 May 2020 OP
That really made me laugh, so true. katmondoo May 2020 #1
Only by comedians--from now to eternity... hlthe2b May 2020 #2
You got that right!!! Blue Owl May 2020 #3
Plus his old phones will be... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2020 #4
Indeed. No books - neither read by him nor written by him. 3catwoman3 May 2020 #6
Oh's no!...no noble prize... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2020 #11
GOOD ONE!!!!!! MyOwnPeace May 2020 #16
K & R...for truth... Wounded Bear May 2020 #5
I don't know, I have fun with them. dmr May 2020 #7
But Soxfan58 May 2020 #8
Hah! Good one. We should start a thread on other things that will happen as he leaves office! machoneman May 2020 #9
Regarding the epitaph on his tombstone--- lastlib May 2020 #19
I'm saving my big laughs for his criminal trials Fritz Walter May 2020 #20
Whey you're right, you're right! Brother Mythos May 2020 #10
He's planning to stay. In fact, he has to and he knows that. I dread what's coming. Hope I'm wrong. Evolve Dammit May 2020 #12
Yes, I'm dreading the civil war that is coming in our country. flying_wahini May 2020 #15
I am not one to death wish Soph0571 May 2020 #22
Comedians will be immortalizing his speeches for eternity GeorgiaPeanut May 2020 #13
Trmp and Palin are in a league of their own. DFW May 2020 #17
When Trump insulted Rex Tillerson's intelligence, MENSA offered to give them an IQ test. keithbvadu2 May 2020 #14
LOL! So true. SammyWinstonJack May 2020 #18
What about Don, Jr? God forbid. n/t Tarheel_Dem May 2020 #21
*Shudder* n/t Soph0571 May 2020 #23

3catwoman3

(23,971 posts)
6. Indeed. No books - neither read by him nor written by him.
Sat May 16, 2020, 08:57 AM
May 2020

No papers. No accolades from respected world leaders. No Nobel Peace Prize. No Pulitzer Prize.

dmr

(28,347 posts)
7. I don't know, I have fun with them.
Sat May 16, 2020, 09:05 AM
May 2020

I send my granddaughter into fits of laughter as I mimick that old man.

One day I came out rambling on about Mexico with an orangey face and my hair combed over ....

machoneman

(4,006 posts)
9. Hah! Good one. We should start a thread on other things that will happen as he leaves office!
Sat May 16, 2020, 09:09 AM
May 2020

-all the T's on keyboards will be pried off (remember that one folks?)
-anything of value, paintings, scuptures, wall decorations....anything their grabby, dirty little hands can manage will be gone.
-the limos, aircraft, helipcopters, etc. will be massively and thoroughly fumigated to remove the rotten stench of his one-term.
-the letter each former President leaves in the Oval Office desk will merely say:
*Fuck You
*I was robbed (of a 2nd term)
*but what about Hillary's emails?
*Comey did me in!

Please enter your guess here


I've noticed that there has been no talk anywhere, to my knowledge, of a Presidential Library, as if he ever read more than Mein Kampf! 'Course it would be the world's smallest for sure.

Another thread should be of the script on his tombstone:

-It was Obama's fault!
-I hate Corona!
-Not such a stable genius after all!
-Hillary!

Hey, we can have lots of fun with these topics.

lastlib

(23,208 posts)
19. Regarding the epitaph on his tombstone---
Sat May 16, 2020, 10:54 AM
May 2020

There won't be room for one. That space will be taken up by the urinal.

Fritz Walter

(4,291 posts)
20. I'm saving my big laughs for his criminal trials
Sat May 16, 2020, 11:16 AM
May 2020

He will insist on testifying in his own defense, and his counsel, Howdy-Doody Rudy, will try to lob him nothing but softball questions. His answers — and subsequent contempt citations — will be as golden as his commode.

flying_wahini

(6,589 posts)
15. Yes, I'm dreading the civil war that is coming in our country.
Sat May 16, 2020, 10:03 AM
May 2020

You can call his departure from the a White House whatever you want but Trump is
going down swinging hard. It will get ugly.

Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
22. I am not one to death wish
Sat May 16, 2020, 05:19 PM
May 2020

But from my fingers to Gods ears let Covid take him down. He is old and fat and male, even if it didn't kill him he would be looking at months of recuperation. No MAGA rallies, no rage tweeting and no civil war. Maybe the universe sent Covid for a reason?!?!?!

 

GeorgiaPeanut

(360 posts)
13. Comedians will be immortalizing his speeches for eternity
Sat May 16, 2020, 09:50 AM
May 2020

It is when no writer can match the reality where jokes write themselves.

DFW

(54,341 posts)
17. Trmp and Palin are in a league of their own.
Sat May 16, 2020, 10:12 AM
May 2020

About the only branch of academia that will ever look at them will be schools train speech therapists.

keithbvadu2

(36,770 posts)
14. When Trump insulted Rex Tillerson's intelligence, MENSA offered to give them an IQ test.
Sat May 16, 2020, 09:56 AM
May 2020

When Trump insulted Rex Tillerson's intelligence, MENSA offered to give them an IQ test.

Trump was smart enough to pass on that offer.

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