Birx really just said this on FOX News Sunday, had to rewind

[Laura PourMeADrink]

(talking about safe outdoor activities)

"..we know there're ways to play tennis with marked balls so you're not touching each other's balls"

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Well,

touching each other's balls should probably be avoided in any sport

[Hugin]

7. Particularly, flag football...

In middle school I saw some things which scarred me for life!

[Hortensis]

9. :) Publicly at least. It'd actually be very hard for tennis players

to get close enough to violate that norm, though.

Same for social distancing once you eliminate the handshake over the net.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. Thank you for getting the humor in this!

[Midnight Writer]

29. I think it's OK if you're cornholing.

[uponit7771]

2. Its a shame she's compromised. Maddow showed how her testing chart was ordered to look like ...

... something that was descending.

[Hortensis]

15. Wasn't that the state of GA's case graph, where two Sundays

in one week and April's weeks coming before March's, except when they didn't, blew up in their faces?

[uponit7771]

16. Yes and one of Birx's charts were similar to that and it was shameful.

[Hortensis]

25. I looked up Maddow Birx test and others and didn't find it, but okay.

We all know she's pushing way far in trying to keep from being replaced by Trump's DIL or some other "expert." I'm just a little surprised she took it to Rachel's sophisticated audience; she's usually just trying to get whatever version of reality she can get past Trump out to RWers who tune in to watch his circuses.

Strictly speaking, though, people really can play tennis with two balls, maybe using Trump's favorte, the Sharpie , and those who want to should. It's great healthy exercise with social distancing built in.

[Xipe Totec]

3. If you can't touch each other's balls, what's the point of playing together?

[Hugin]

5. First it was toothbrushes and now balls!!1i!

FREEDUMBS!1!! I WANT MY FREEDUMS!!1!!i!

[cwydro]

4. Well, you couldn't pay me to watch Fox, so I missed it.

Pretty damn funny though.

[empedocles]

6. Not only kids that say 'the darndest things'

[Laura PourMeADrink]

13. Ya, but Chris Wallace sometimes AT LEAST holds their

feet to fire once in a while. Think he's like the only one. I like to hear what the other side is hearing once in a while. Bet in private he hates DJT.

She kept on talking so couldn't see if Wallace started laughing.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

30. Chris Wallace condemned Kayleigh today. That's progress :)

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/chris-wallace-condemns-kayleigh-mcenany-193232186.html

Chris Wallace Condemns Kayleigh McEnany for Questioning White House Reporters’ Faith

Chris Wallace was back to challenging the Trump administ
ration on “Fox News Sunday” this week, criticizing Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany for impugning the faith of reporters who questioned the president’s push to reopen places of worship. On Friday, Trump threatened to “override” the authority of governors if they did not reopen religious buildings that have been closed in an effort to control the spread of COVID-19.

When reporters told McEnany that the president had no legal authority to do so, she responded by saying she found it “interesting to be in a room that desperately wants to seem to see these churches and houses of worship stay closed.”

“I spent six years in the White House briefing room covering Ronald Reagan,” Wallace began on his Sunday broadcast. “I have to say, I never — and in the years since too — I never saw a White House press secretary act like that. I have to say that if Kayleigh McEnany had told Sam Donaldson and me what questions we should ask, that would not have gone well.”

[Roland99]

8. Guess it's a men's sport?

[Roland99]

10. But I'm sure Melaria has taken precautions on her new tennis pavilion

[maxrandb]

11. I wish I were more skilled

Someone should take Dr Scarf-Face head and put it on that crazy Donnie Short Fingers doctor.

You know the one that you were sure was from a Saturday Night Live skit, but it really wasn't?

[uponit7771]

17. "Dr Scarf-Face" ... yep, like we're in a Disney movie and TrumPublicans are the evil stupid people

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. This man said he could vouch for his physical health, not his mental health

We should have picked up on that comment!

[maxrandb]

21. That's the one

Dr Birx head on this guy would be perfect

I'd buy that T Shirt

[Laura PourMeADrink]

28. Good time to take up Photoshop eh? I'd put Fauci's

Face on there with this doc's hair

[mindem]

12. Well,

That's just nuts.

[beachbumbob]

18. made her smile after she realized and made me chuckle

[maxrandb]

20. She's lucky she's not Joe Biden. We'd get 24/7 coverage saying; "Birx said Americans should play

with their own balls"!

[Srkdqltr]

22. Maybe she thought she was talking to grownups not 12 year olds.

I guess not. Lots of pre teens here.

[USALiberal]

23. Well, she is correct. nt

[gibraltar72]

24. Just the taint huh scarfhag.

[jcgoldie]

26. WHoa!

I don't want to see how she normally plays tennis!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

27. With a tennis scarf? Lol

[panader0]

31. Reminds me of a baseball game date I once had.

I kissed her on the strikes, she kissed me on the balls.