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Author | Time | Post |
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Solomon | May 2020 | OP |
marlakay | May 2020 | #1 | |
IllinoisBirdWatcher | May 2020 | #8 | |
I_UndergroundPanther | May 2020 | #2 | |
Jamastiene | May 2020 | #5 | |
Jamastiene | May 2020 | #3 | |
paleotn | May 2020 | #4 | |
llmart | May 2020 | #19 | |
paleotn | May 2020 | #20 | |
whistler162 | May 2020 | #29 | |
Iliyah | May 2020 | #6 | |
Solomon | May 2020 | #7 | |
live love laugh | May 2020 | #9 | |
Blue Owl | May 2020 | #10 | |
BigDemVoter | May 2020 | #11 | |
kskiska | May 2020 | #18 | |
Miigwech | May 2020 | #12 | |
Solomon | May 2020 | #13 | |
GoCubsGo | May 2020 | #14 | |
stillcool | May 2020 | #15 | |
Maven | May 2020 | #16 | |
Arazi | May 2020 | #17 | |
Ferrets are Cool | May 2020 | #21 | |
Elwood P Dowd | May 2020 | #22 | |
Kid Berwyn | May 2020 | #30 | |
Captain Zero | May 2020 | #23 | |
imanamerican63 | May 2020 | #24 | |
blitzen | May 2020 | #25 | |
Solomon | May 2020 | #26 | |
soothsayer | May 2020 | #27 | |
Wounded Bear | May 2020 | #28 |
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:39 PM
marlakay (9,791 posts)
1. Locked in WH
Another thread up says secret service scared of protest in front of wh.
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Response to marlakay (Reply #1)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:51 PM
IllinoisBirdWatcher (2,312 posts)
8. In the bunker. n/t
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:40 PM
I_UndergroundPanther (10,232 posts)
2. Hiding in the bathroom
Compusively flushing the toilet as he can't stop shitting, Chugging diet soda and wiping his greasy KFC fingers on the wall, blubbering as the orange makeup forms streaks of white on his petulant tantruming cowardly face.
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Response to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #2)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:41 PM
Jamastiene (38,096 posts)
5. If I was someone who could afford to fund authors,
whether for books or screenplays, I'd hire you. That sounds perfect.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:40 PM
Jamastiene (38,096 posts)
3. Hiding like the orange coward he is.
He ran his mouth on Twitter and encouraged LEO to shoot American citizens for protesting injustice. He finally pissed enough people off that they decided to pay him a visit to ask him why. He is hiding like all dictators do when the gig is up and people have had enough of their authoritarian BS.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:40 PM
paleotn (13,288 posts)
4. Hiding under a bed in the residence.
Response to paleotn (Reply #4)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:36 PM
llmart (12,973 posts)
19. Oh, come on now...
do you really think that lardass could fit under a bed?
He's pulling a "Nixon" and blubbering to himself in a corner somewhere. He'll need a change of Depends that's for sure. |
Response to llmart (Reply #19)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:38 PM
paleotn (13,288 posts)
20. Thought about that....
![]() But your's is probably closer to reality. ![]() |
Response to llmart (Reply #19)
Sat May 30, 2020, 10:16 AM
whistler162 (10,872 posts)
29. The bed in the Lincoln bedroom
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:45 PM
Iliyah (25,111 posts)
6. There are journalists still there at the WH . .
during the lockdown. Would like to hear from them via e-mail, text, tweet, or other social media.
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Response to Iliyah (Reply #6)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:50 PM
Solomon (11,565 posts)
7. Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be another book about what goes on
behind closed doors, I'd like to be a fly on the wall and see the fucker now.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:54 PM
live love laugh (8,245 posts)
9. Strategizing with his idiot inner circle how to fuck America nt
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:54 PM
Blue Owl (39,972 posts)
10. Two words: Gold Toilet
n/t
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:59 PM
BigDemVoter (3,946 posts)
11. Geting peed on by Malaria?
Stufffing his pie hole with fast food?
Grabbing Kellyanne Conway or Kayle McEnany by the pussy? Stroking his emotional support hog, Bill Barr? Tweeting more bullshit? |
Response to BigDemVoter (Reply #11)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:28 PM
kskiska (26,747 posts)
18. She must be in Maryland with Barron
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:03 PM
Miigwech (3,741 posts)
12. He wants his binkey, with a dusting of adderall
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:08 PM
Solomon (11,565 posts)
13. White people fucking up his race war. I love it!
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:19 PM
GoCubsGo (28,898 posts)
14. In his hidey hole, stuffing his gob with KFC.
He's got to be stress-eating himself into a coma at this point
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:20 PM
stillcool (32,590 posts)
15. wherever he is, he should stay there..
he can only make things worse.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:24 PM
Maven (10,533 posts)
16. Planning his next act of stochastic terrorism. nt
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:26 PM
Arazi (5,205 posts)
17. If we're lucky his med team shot him with a tranquilizer gun and he's out for the next 24 hours
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:43 PM
Ferrets are Cool (16,432 posts)
21. I hope he is hiding under his desk.
Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 10:09 PM
Elwood P Dowd (11,278 posts)
22. There was a surprise visitor to the White House tonight that has him busy.
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Response to Elwood P Dowd (Reply #22)
Sat May 30, 2020, 11:19 AM
Kid Berwyn (8,744 posts)
30. There he is!
Only real work Trump’s ever done.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 10:11 PM
Captain Zero (4,272 posts)
23. No One Expects the French Revolution.
nt
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 10:16 PM
imanamerican63 (11,378 posts)
24. Drinking bleach and eating Chloroquine?
Who cares, as long as he isn’t seen or heard from!
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Fri May 29, 2020, 10:28 PM
blitzen (4,572 posts)
25. Watching TV, snorting Sudafed, and trying to find his phone. n/t
Response to blitzen (Reply #25)
Fri May 29, 2020, 11:29 PM
Solomon (11,565 posts)
26. Shouldn't he be out there making a statement to try and heal America?
I mean, where is he? He came out for Charlottesville. Called them very nice people.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Sat May 30, 2020, 10:09 AM
soothsayer (38,601 posts)
27. Tweeting about the "most vicious dogs"
... and “most ominous weapons” that would greet protesters if they reached the White House. And complaining that the mayor wouldn’t help by sending police.
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Response to Solomon (Original post)
Sat May 30, 2020, 10:11 AM
Wounded Bear (50,431 posts)
28. Probably playing golf...
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