Profiles in Perfidy, XXIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know that the coronavirus numbers are going up, but that's generally due to increased testing and actions (or should I say 'inactions') of certain states' governors, even some of them Republican. . . . They need to show stronger leadership. . . . I mean, they should take control of both reporting and recording and get rid of the so-called 'experts.'. . . . Then it will simply be a matter of time and the problem will be taken care of. . . . Simple."

[vlyons]

1. If we got rid of all surveillance cameras in stores,

there would be far less reported shoplifting.

[Laelth]

2. "Get rid of the experts."

Yet another brilliant idea from our psychopathic CIC (Chicken-in-Chief).



-Laelth

[skip fox]

4. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport,

but we try to channel our subject's idiocy, cupidity, avarice, hypocrisy, and (as here) duplicity.

That is, Trump really didn't say this but he may well have if he thought he could get away with it.

[Laelth]

6. So noted. Fooled me. I was convinced that's exactly what he would say. n/t

-Laelth

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Simple, as in simpleton.

[skip fox]

5. D.T. continues:

"That is, the governors should 'dominate' the numbers!"