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(115,276 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)... if you wore a mask. Sigh.
The farce is STRONG with these folks.
-Laelth
ProfessorGAC
(64,420 posts)Not even too much carbon dioxide.
Maybe that guy's lung are on fire and the fuel mixture is too rich.
It could be true!
Laelth
(32,017 posts)In his mind, that explains why his lungs are NOT on fire this very instant.
-Laelth
ProfessorGAC
(64,420 posts)If he fills his lungs with water, that might help him!!!
Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
GoCubsGo
(32,061 posts)We must lose thousands of them every year, given the huge number of surgeries being done on a daily basis. Never hear about them, though. Quite the cover-up going on, eh?
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Its merely pandering to the fears of the most stupid among us, and it works.
-Laelth
GoCubsGo
(32,061 posts)-Laelth
NickB79
(19,113 posts)In the deer stands in November.
In the turkey blinds in the spring.
On the lake ice fishing during our endless winters.
While snowmobiling, UNDER a heavy helmet.
If you could die from breathing your own breath, half the state would be dead by now.
keithbvadu2
(36,362 posts)Look, a squirrel!
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)I suggest that he put on his mask, go into his garage and start the car....
Laelth
(32,017 posts)And he intends to prove it by NOT wearing a madk at church, or at Walmart, or at any place he goes in public because ... freedumb, naturally.
-Laelth
MoonchildCA
(1,301 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)Indeed, he was blowing something ... maybe a meth pipe ... maybe his cousin ... hard to tell.
-Laelth
LuckyCharms
(17,287 posts)frazzled
(18,402 posts)Made me laugh, and I dont laugh easily these days.
Waiting for someone to get Herb peas from a mask next.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)The clamedia is fake news, so no problem. Clams are not trustworthy or reliable sources of information.
coti
(4,612 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)jpak
(41,742 posts)ProfessorGAC
(64,420 posts)And her cheating husband knows it.
Mariana
(14,849 posts)ProfessorGAC
(64,420 posts)I was talking about the woman who fell for her husband's lame excuse.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)"Honey, I swear, she was my sister! The one I haven't told you about yet. We have always been a very affectionate family."
Squinch
(50,773 posts)But anyone, she can just not get tested for the "chlamedia." No test, no case.
Stallion
(6,473 posts)she's getting set straight on the internet
lame54
(35,138 posts)Stallion
(6,473 posts)Disaffected
(4,507 posts)toilet seats.
JHB
(37,130 posts)musette_sf
(10,184 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,483 posts)I think they're doing it wrong.
Evergreen Emerald
(13,069 posts)Front:
Carry this in your wallet at all times
By refusing to wear a mask I understand that I am putting myself, my family, and the citizens I contact at risk of serious illness or death. Due to my behavior I am contributing to the shortage of hospital beds, medical supplies, overworked medical personnel, and worsening economy.
Therefore, I hereby waive medical assistance.
Save medical care for those who deserve it. It is the least I can do to compensate for my ignorant and selfish behavior.
Back:
In the name of my freedoms I dont wear masks, or seat belts, or bike helmets. I drive drunk, and walk in the middle of the roadway. I yell fire in a crowded theater. The government cannot tell me what to do!
Laelth
(32,017 posts)They would not carry such a card, of course, because they generally deny reality and have serious difficulties with honesty.
-Laelth
sinkingfeeling
(51,276 posts)spelling words.
malaise
(267,812 posts)And I didn't even see your post
appalachiablue
(41,052 posts)malaise
(267,812 posts)GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)She is both stupid and in denial.
Chainfire
(17,305 posts)from not wearing the proper mask.....
NickB79
(19,113 posts)Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,896 posts)Everybody knows you get clamedia from eating bad clams!
keithbvadu2
(36,362 posts)if they are still healthy enough to stand.
jmowreader
(50,451 posts)It so happens that young Cheryl was sitting in a bar crying in her beer. The barkeep came up to her.
"Ma'am, are you okay?"
"No, I'm not. My husband has a terrible disease, and he's gonna die from it."
"And what's the disease?"
"Chlamydia."
"Cheryl, relax. You don't die from chlamydia."
"When you fucking give it to me, you do!"