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Did you know you can get clamedia from wearing a mask? (Original Post) edbermac Jun 2020 OP
Where on his person had be placed the mask? The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #1
I heard a local RW moron say you could die from carbon monoxide ... Laelth Jun 2020 #2
Monoxide ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #7
Well, he's not wearing a mask. Laelth Jun 2020 #14
But Is He Sure? ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #20
What's horrifying is that he might try that if I suggested it. n/t Laelth Jun 2020 #23
I wonder what the statistics for surgeons and OR nurses dying from CO poisoning look like. GoCubsGo Jun 2020 #13
It's not even a subtle cover-up. Laelth Jun 2020 #15
Yes. Hence the GoCubsGo Jun 2020 #18
+1 n/t Laelth Jun 2020 #33
I'm in Minnesota. We wear face coverings half the year NickB79 Jun 2020 #40
But her emails... keithbvadu2 Jun 2020 #42
To test that theory SoCalNative Jun 2020 #19
I don't think he has any interest in testing the theory. Laelth Jun 2020 #21
He was just blowing smoke... MoonchildCA Jun 2020 #31
Funny. Laelth Jun 2020 #36
I got Siff Phyllis from mine. LuckyCharms Jun 2020 #3
Okay, you win frazzled Jun 2020 #16
Well, Newest Reality Jun 2020 #4
Ha ha nt coti Jun 2020 #10
Better chlams than crabs... milestogo Jun 2020 #5
Yeah hubby got clamedia from a mask on a business trip lol jpak Jun 2020 #6
She's Really Dumb ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #8
I think she was really trolling the stupid person she was answering. nt. Mariana Jun 2020 #37
Agreed ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #46
She'll fall for anything, won't she? smirkymonkey Jun 2020 #30
She votes. Squinch Jun 2020 #9
He ALMOST Got Away With It!!! Stallion Jun 2020 #11
I hate seafood talking heads lame54 Jun 2020 #12
Husband Has Been Heard Blaming the Cla-Media Stallion Jun 2020 #17
Looks like masks have replaced Disaffected Jun 2020 #22
That's an Italian dish, right? JHB Jun 2020 #24
"My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit" musette_sf Jun 2020 #25
What part of their anatomy are they covering with their mask? Arkansas Granny Jun 2020 #26
I would like to make cards to hand out to people: Evergreen Emerald Jun 2020 #27
+1 for reality and honesty. Laelth Jun 2020 #29
Love the spelling of 'wear' as 'where'. I think those are like third grade sinkingfeeling Jun 2020 #28
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jun 2020 #34
And try 'chlamydia' appalachiablue Jun 2020 #45
Wear did Cheryl Gilbert's husband have to where that mask malaise Jun 2020 #32
Thinking on that business trip her husband neglected to wear another type of PPE. GulfCoast66 Jun 2020 #35
And I always thought you got clamedia Chainfire Jun 2020 #38
Harmony isn't the sharpest crayon in the box NickB79 Jun 2020 #39
No silly! Dread Pirate Roberts Jun 2020 #41
Their next group photo will be sans masks... keithbvadu2 Jun 2020 #43
After Cheryl learns where chlamydia comes from... jmowreader Jun 2020 #44

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
2. I heard a local RW moron say you could die from carbon monoxide ...
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:13 PM
Jun 2020

... if you wore a mask. Sigh.

The farce is STRONG with these folks.



-Laelth

ProfessorGAC

(64,420 posts)
7. Monoxide
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:15 PM
Jun 2020

Not even too much carbon dioxide.
Maybe that guy's lung are on fire and the fuel mixture is too rich.
It could be true!

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
14. Well, he's not wearing a mask.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:19 PM
Jun 2020

In his mind, that explains why his lungs are NOT on fire this very instant.



-Laelth

GoCubsGo

(32,061 posts)
13. I wonder what the statistics for surgeons and OR nurses dying from CO poisoning look like.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:19 PM
Jun 2020

We must lose thousands of them every year, given the huge number of surgeries being done on a daily basis. Never hear about them, though. Quite the cover-up going on, eh?

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
15. It's not even a subtle cover-up.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:21 PM
Jun 2020

It’s merely pandering to the fears of the most stupid among us, and it works.

-Laelth

GoCubsGo

(32,061 posts)
18. Yes. Hence the
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:24 PM
Jun 2020
They're all too stupid to recognize that thousands of surgeries happen daily without anyone dying of carbon monoxide poisoning.

NickB79

(19,113 posts)
40. I'm in Minnesota. We wear face coverings half the year
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 10:30 PM
Jun 2020

In the deer stands in November.

In the turkey blinds in the spring.

On the lake ice fishing during our endless winters.

While snowmobiling, UNDER a heavy helmet.

If you could die from breathing your own breath, half the state would be dead by now.

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
21. I don't think he has any interest in testing the theory.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:27 PM
Jun 2020

And he intends to prove it by NOT wearing a madk at church, or at Walmart, or at any place he goes in public because ... freedumb, naturally.

-Laelth

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
36. Funny.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 09:07 PM
Jun 2020


Indeed, he was blowing something ... maybe a meth pipe ... maybe his cousin ... hard to tell.



-Laelth

frazzled

(18,402 posts)
16. Okay, you win
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:21 PM
Jun 2020

Made me laugh, and I don’t laugh easily these days.

Waiting for someone to get Herb peas from a mask next.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
4. Well,
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:14 PM
Jun 2020

The clamedia is fake news, so no problem. Clams are not trustworthy or reliable sources of information.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
30. She'll fall for anything, won't she?
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 09:04 PM
Jun 2020

"Honey, I swear, she was my sister! The one I haven't told you about yet. We have always been a very affectionate family."

Evergreen Emerald

(13,069 posts)
27. I would like to make cards to hand out to people:
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 08:44 PM
Jun 2020

Front:
Carry this in your wallet at all times
By refusing to wear a mask I understand that I am putting myself, my family, and the citizens I contact at risk of serious illness or death. Due to my behavior I am contributing to the shortage of hospital beds, medical supplies, overworked medical personnel, and worsening economy.

Therefore, I hereby waive medical assistance.
Save medical care for those who deserve it. It is the least I can do to compensate for my ignorant and selfish behavior.


Back:

In the name of my freedoms I don’t wear masks, or seat belts, or bike helmets. I drive drunk, and walk in the middle of the roadway. I yell fire in a crowded theater. The government cannot tell me what to do!



Laelth

(32,017 posts)
29. +1 for reality and honesty.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 09:03 PM
Jun 2020

They would not carry such a card, of course, because they generally deny reality and have serious difficulties with honesty.

-Laelth

GulfCoast66

(11,949 posts)
35. Thinking on that business trip her husband neglected to wear another type of PPE.
Thu Jun 25, 2020, 09:07 PM
Jun 2020

She is both stupid and in denial.

jmowreader

(50,451 posts)
44. After Cheryl learns where chlamydia comes from...
Fri Jun 26, 2020, 03:14 AM
Jun 2020

It so happens that young Cheryl was sitting in a bar crying in her beer. The barkeep came up to her.

"Ma'am, are you okay?"

"No, I'm not. My husband has a terrible disease, and he's gonna die from it."

"And what's the disease?"

"Chlamydia."

"Cheryl, relax. You don't die from chlamydia."

"When you fucking give it to me, you do!"

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