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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsProfiles in Perfidy, XXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("I smell rubber burning; I must be thinking" ) Trump is thinking: "Geez. . . . The polls. . . . The virus. . . . The polls. . . . The disloyal Republican senators. The polls. . . . Freakin' Mike Pence, for Christ's sake. . . . The polls. . . . There must be someway out of this. . . . How can I distract everyone? . . . There's no one left to fire. . . . They won't let me exterminate illegal immigrants, but that might have worked. . . . And they won't let me even touch a gun. . . . Say, I know! . . . What about a war! . . . Iran just put out an arrest warrant on me. . . . Won't they surprised! . . . And I'll be a hero once again. . . . Anyway, who is going to stop me? . . . But I've got to get going before the Republican senators turn on me. . . . Damn, this governing is hard stuff."
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Profiles in Perfidy, XXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jun 2020
OP
live love laugh
(14,893 posts)1. I smell rubber burning; I must be thinking" 🤣😆🤣😆
cayugafalls
(5,771 posts)2. I keep hearing a tune...can't get it out of my head...
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she is here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby, by the way...Uh.
underpants
(188,634 posts)3. I know, I'll call Vlad and see what he thinks.
malaise
(280,820 posts)4. What the fuck did I think I was doing pretending
to be president
pwb
(12,215 posts)5. My man makeup looks good.
The new eyebrows are fabulous?