12 Step Satire on Right Wing Memes

[Oldfolkie]

12 STEP PROGRAM OF INFO ABOUT OBAMA
According to various true patriots of the Right, President Obama has been identified as being some or all of the following. A few points to consider have been added:
1. Born in Kenya, sired by a Kenyan Muslim man who did not raise him.
2. Obama is therefore a Muslim anyway. (Anti-science Right Wingers assume religious affiliation is passed genetically).
3. Born in Hawaii but the son of a Communist friend of Obama’s mother.
4. Obama is therefore a communist. (Anti-science Right Wingers assume political affiliation is passed genetically).
5. Is a ‘Manchurian Candidate’ planted as a baby by the CIA.
6. Is a black radical activist who hates white people. Trained in a Christian church.
7. Is a terrorist sympathizer trained by Bill Ayers.
8. Is a Socialist. (Went to Harvard)!
9. Is a Nazi. Obama against Israel. (Nazis claimed to be Christians).
10. Is, following from the above, a Radical Muslim Communist Christian Racist Atheist all at the same time. That this is by definition impossible is only brought up by Liberals.
11. Obama has been identified by God-fearing Evangelical authorities as the Anti-Christ. (That 9999 out of 10,000 Americans cannot articulate a rational explanation of what the Anti-Christ is, or may be, is irrelevant.
12. Is waiting for a second term so he can confiscate privately owned guns, install Sharia Law nationally, and turn over sovereignty of the USA to the United Nations. That NO United States president has or has ever had any such power is irrelevant.