New Rules for Republican Fundraisers

[MineralMan]

I'm betting this stuff, more or less, will get implemented shortly:

1. The "Help" at fundraisers will have all cell phones and cameras confiscated upon arrival.
2. All "Help" will have to prove voter registration as Republicans.
3. "Help" will have to sign a loyalty oath before being hired.
4. "Help" must provide passwords for their personal social media accounts two weeks in advance of the event.
5. Any "Help" found to be recording the proceedings will be beaten by security guards.
6. "Help" will be subject to strip searches before any event.

[BlueStreak]

1. Or for once in their lives, they could pour their own damn drinks.

[bongbong]

2. Another one

7. Armed guards will supervise food & drink preparation to prevent any bodily fluids/solids from being mixed in.

[Hutzpa]

3. Funny how we use satire to give advice to

the 1%, It's silly comments like these that makes life much more difficult for others that are trying to earn a
living.

[HopeHoops]

4. That "help" is part of the 47% and probably didn't even get tipped anything.