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Tue Jul 21, 2020, 08:40 PM

Natural Selection....


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Reply Natural Selection.... (Original post)
pbmus Jul 21 OP
I_UndergroundPanther Jul 21 #1
mr_lebowski Jul 21 #2
Laelth Jul 21 #4
chowder66 Jul 21 #3
Blue_true Jul 21 #5
Demonaut Jul 21 #6
Blue_true Jul 21 #7

Response to pbmus (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 08:50 PM

1. If I was standing by her

I would have farted my ass off silently acting oblivious,than walk away.

Waiting for her to walk headlong into it.
Hehe..

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 08:50 PM

2. Lady, I'm pretty sure that if you sharted, your pants would keep me from being crapped on ...

Which is a far more appropriate analogy.

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 08:55 PM

4. Precisely. n/t



-Laelth

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 08:50 PM

3. Then she should stop wearing pants to make her point.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 10:41 PM

5. People like that.

Why don’t they find right wing eating places and leave the rest of us alone.

They have clatter-trap logic. Gases are measured in Angstroms ranging into the hundreds. Viruses are measured in many thousands of Angstroms. Size does matter.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 10:43 PM

6. they protect others from a shart

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Response to Demonaut (Reply #6)

Tue Jul 21, 2020, 10:49 PM

7. They don't get the concept of gas molecule size versus complex solid sizes.

Someone should have told her “lady, why don’t you go home, take off your pants and fart as much as you want, then come back and talk to us about whether your house ends up smelling like shit”.

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