Top Ten Mitt Romney Pet Peeves About Americans

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Top Ten Mitt Romney Pet Peeves About Americans
Thursday, September 20, 2012

10. It's no longer enough just to be good-looking

9. Always whining about the need for food and shelter

8. Not enough guys named "Mitt"

7. Only a very few have genuinely lustrous hair

6. Jealous look they give walking through first class on the way to coach

5. Refuse to get high-paying jobs

4. Always throw a fit when they're fired

3. Servants who feel entitled to occasional eye contact

2. Those who think it's a bad idea to drive with dog strapped to roof of car

1. Wouldn't know a good Chateaubriand if it bit them in the ass

[tavalon]

1. As if this week weren't bad enough for RMoney

Letterman has you in his sites. Ask the last candidate who ended up on Letterman's radar how that worked out.

[Kingofalldems]

2. K and R for all the Cave visitors

[Coyotl]

3. 11. More than 50% can't afford the $50,000 to hear me

destroy my political career