You might be a Deplorable if---
---you are a man who thinks it is OK to grab women by their pussies;
---you are a woman who'd be honored to have Trump grab your pussy;
---you believe Trump is a billionaire and a stable genius;
---you are sure that Mexico will pay for the beautiful border wall which Trump has nearly completed;
---you believe that Trump can create facts simply by announcing them;
---you know for a fact that Trump is a brilliant business man, economist, scientist, physician and negotiator;
---you consider klansmen, nazis and white supremacists "very fine people";
---you understand that the Corona virus pandemic is EITHER a hoax OR a minor flu-like illness that can be cured with hydroxychloroquine;
---you are convinced that Democrats hate America;
---you believe that only one Amendment---the Second---is important and only one textbook---the Bible---is necessary;
---you believe Trump was "chosen by God" and, thus, literally anything that helps him retain power can't possibly be wrong, immoral or criminal.
I'm too disgusted to continue this list.