which one is which?

[MiniMe]

[Walleye]

1. The one on the right has integrity

[magicarpet]

2. What is that under the chin of the guy on the left ?

Is that his scrotum ?

[Baked Potato]

3. The right one serves a scrumptious turtle and 'possum stew...

I’ve been told.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

4. Just to be safe

better drown them both in the cement pond.

[2naSalit]

6. LOL!!

You jes caint never tell with some folks.

[bobbieinok]

5. Granny? That you?

[2naSalit]

7. Might be kin!!

[Nevilledog]

8. They didn't need to Photoshop.... He really does look like Granny

Also looks like Sessions

[yonder]

9. and his theme song:

Listen to my story of a man who's led
The republican party, most of them Red
Then one day he was ginning up a feud
To make themselves, look as good as they possibly could.

A bill that is...not enough...we will see.