I GOT IT! A VON TRAPP style escape while the family is singing on stage at the convention.

[Grasswire2]

This is why the convention is secret.

Picture it!

Ivanka, Melania, Gums, Jr, Kushner and Donald and Barron on the stage at the convention.

So long, farewell, auf weidersehen, goodbye...…

Barron with a guitar.

And one by one they sneak off, waving prettily, until only Barron is left.

Sirens.

Flashlights.

Oops!

He's gone.

[dem4decades]

1. Except this time they run into the Nazi's arms.

[csziggy]

2. Fantastic SNL sketch idea!

[malaise]

3. You're on a roll

[CottonBear]

4. What about Tiffany? Will she stay behind with Marla? N/T

[Grasswire2]

5. no I think she'll have to be a nun. nt

[dooner]

6. That would be a tough hike over the mountains...

Melania stumbling around in high heels, Donald huffing and puffing, Jared leading the group off a cliff, Ivanka taking selfies...

[lunatica]

7. I can picture all of that!

Ivanka’s job is to always be camera ready.

[Rice4VP]

8. Love it!