Profiles in Perfidy, XXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("Testes are overrated" )Trump is saying: "You can't do that, Jonathan. You can't do that. Comparing deaths by population is like a dissecting a black hole; you'll never come out the other side. . . . . There's no light in there. . . . Everybody knows that. . . . You have to compare them to whatever it says here on this chart. . . . It's just like I said: we're right on top of it!"

[underpants]

1. What do you mean? Don't you see these color print outs? There's not even any Sharpie on them

[PCIntern]

2. " We are right on top of it"

I know he wasn’t referring to Melania, because he hasn’t been on top of her for a very long time. The family jewels belong to Tiffany’s.

[Marie Marie]

3. Why are you giving me hard time? I did my hair and make-up for this interview.

[Mersky]

4. But, Mr pResident, I'm talking about the unprecedented number of Americans that would still be alive

if someone else was currently the president.

And, yet, what you’re showing me is that your printer needs a new cartridge, and that an aide should toggle the lines on A1.

Wouldn’t you agree that now is not the time to brag about almost passing a print test?

[skip fox]

5. D.T. continues:

"You you want an interview or not? . . . Then stop contradicting me."