A completely deranged Trump claims Joe Biden will "hurt God" if elected president

[highplainsdem]

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(Note: The Biden campaign's response, in a tweet from Daniel Dale, follows several tweets with longer and longer video clips of Trump's raving.)


Tweet, with video, from journalist Timothy Burke:

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Slightly longer video clip with this tweet:

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Longer clip in this tweet from Aaron Rupar:

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Tweet from the Washington Examiner that I'm linking to ONLY because it has a longer video clip of that section of Trump's crazy speech (which the Examiner apparently approves of):

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Biden campaign's response, in this tweet from Daniel Dale:

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[yortsed snacilbuper]

1. Jeebus,

tRumps nuttier than a fruit cake!

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Holy Smokes!

If Joe can hurt God, imagine how powerful he is! He could fix all our problems in, like, 5 minutes after he's sworn in! What have we got to lose?

[dchill]

9. Indeed!

[Cirque du So-What]

36. Well, from my past experiences in churches,

God is also perpetually short on cash.

[geardaddy]

50. LOL

and He's really got low self-esteem!

[lunatica]

3. He forgot to throw in the flag.

It’s supposed to be god, guns, and the flag isn’t it?

[LuvNewcastle]

59. Howard Dean said it was guns, god, and gays.

Those were the issues that kept some parts of the U.S. voting Republican. He got some flack for saying that, but only because it was true. Republicans still manipulate their constituents by stirring up feelings about those issues. Most of them will keep being manipulated again and again. Sometimes I think some people are just too stupid to vote. We have to let them vote, of course, but I can't help but challenge my own opinions about it.r

[nuxvomica]

4. Pssst, Donny, some folks think God is an omnipotent being!

It's not just one of the top brands, Donny!

[Solomon]

96. If you substitute "white supremacy" for "God", you'll understand what he's telling the

deplorables. White supremacy is their God. Yes. Biden is going to hurt white supremacy.

[dawg]

5. The "god" Trump worships, maybe.

Which is, of course, himself. (Or else maybe that guy from the Rolling Stones song he loves so much.)

[highplainsdem]

28. I've seen tweets agreeing with you about what god Trump means.

[ResistantAmerican17]

6. And he doesn't love apple pie.

[dchill]

7. He's talking about Himself.

[elleng]

92. ZACLY, PROJECTING!

[Laelth]

8. How did it come to this?

-Theoden, The Two Towers

-Laelth

[captain queeg]

18. I think of Denathor, with Hannity being Wormtongue.

Though it sounded like Denethor was a good steward at first, till Wormtongue got ahold on him. Trump has always been a worthless POS.

[soldierant]

80. Wormtongue was with Theoden in Rohan.

Denethor, in Gondor, got hold of a Palantir, and did not realize Sauron was "hacking" it to drain his resolve. Yes, he was a good steward at first.

I realize thigs get changed from books to movies, but I'm pretty sure I would have remembered it if the movie put Wormtongue into Gondor.

[captain queeg]

100. Yeah you're right. Forgot about that.

[soldierant]

104. Actually it wasn't until you said it that I realized

how similar the relationships were: Theoden/Grima and Denethor/Sauron-via-palantir. Of course both based on misplaced trust, but I think it's more than that.

And I first read LOTR at 13, and have re-read it more times than I can remember, and I just turned 75.

Never too old for a new insight.

[jmowreader]

56. I think of a slightly different character

Sol Roth in Soylent Green, right after Thorne showed him the tiny piece of beef he’d stolen from Simonson’s apartment.

[malaise]

10. Stark raving mad

He's against god, he's against guns - god and guns in one sentence - my mother just rolled in her grave

[captain queeg]

11. All he's got is fear mongering so he just keeps ratcheting it up

If the evangelicals are worried Joe will hurt God they don’t have much faith in their God.

[Peregrine Took]

77. What's next - Biden is the devil himself???? n.t

[Squidly]

95. Its coming

Next week Joe will be Lucifer himself...or maybe Damien Thorne...born of a jackal and all...

[GoCubsGo]

12. So, then that means that Joe Biden is more powerful them "God"! Alright!

IF there really is a "God," I'm sure he or she can take care of him/herself, without that lunatic's help. Apparently, he never got the message that the Judeo-Christian God is an all-powerful superhero in the clouds, cannot be hurt in anyway by mere mortals, like Joe Biden. Or, is Joe Biden also immortal? SMGDH.

[dixiegrrrrl]

91. If he's that powerful, maybe voting for him is a good idea.

Cause voting against him isn't.

[ElementaryPenguin]

13. WTF?!!

[peacebuzzard]

25. exactly

what I said. omg

[ornotna]

14. He's disgusting

What an imbecile.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. If God is all he's cracked up to be, he can't be hurt by anybody.

I do wish he'd get on with a bit of smiting, though.

[highplainsdem]

34. +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[sl8]

16. Artist's conception:

[renate]

38. I love Tom Hiddleston but that always cracks me up!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. He's gone full David Koresh at this point. nt

[Glamrock]

19. He'll sodomize Santa!

That's what I've heard. Many people on both sides are saying that he hates Santa. He'll put the Easter Bunny in a stew. He'll sell the Tooth Fairy into sexual slavery. So unamerican, totally against the constitution I might add. No one knows the constitution better than me. But's it in there. This I can tell you.....

Shocked every time this asshole opens his mouth. Not at the things he says. He's a blithering idiot. I'm shocked that I'm hearing it from a US president.

[highplainsdem]

42. That reminds me of a Joe Walsh tweet I just saw wondering what else Trump will accuse Biden of

in the next 89 days:

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[Thomas Hurt]

20. Well you know that christofascist have believed for years that the socialist...

hippie commie leftist liberals have been keeping God from public schools for decades.

They will buy into this bullsh*t watch.

[Mariana]

35. Yes, they will.

Trump got the majority of the Christians' votes in 2016. He can't win without them.

[magicarpet]

65. This is his White House Spiritual Advisor,...

They probably pray every morning for trDumpie's AmeriKKKa.

[Keth]

78. well,

after watching that video it makes sense. Two peas in a pod. Send in that check. They both are con artists and their supporters don't even know it. So, there's a bank up in heaven?

[dixiegrrrrl]

97. Turns out they have known each other for some years.

That may or may not be in the Biblical sense.

[Mariana]

86. That flavor of Christianity is awfully popular in this country.

That's how she and the many who are like her got so rich, after all.

[highplainsdem]

21. Just edited the OP to add a tweet with a slightly longer video clip.

[procon]

22. Trump is so desperate he's reduced to flinging poo.

This won't end well, at least not for him.

[vlyons]

23. There is no bottom with Trump

nt

[Marcuse]

24. Using His name in vain. Is there a Commandment Drumpf hasn't broken?

[reACTIONary]

102. Don't forget...

“you shall not boil your kid in his mother’s milk.”

Exodus 34

[Brainfodder]

26. Did he just elevate Joe Biden above GOD?

Dear Joe Biden, try not to let it go to your head, OK?

[Kingofalldems]

27. Kick this for Trump's 'yeoman' supporters to see.

[Cha]

29. Stupid ASSFACE is saying Joe Biden is More Powerful than GOD! So

it's FUCKFACE who's Disrespecting GOD.

[Baked Potato]

30. Trump is rolling out his best stuff too soon.

What’s after hurting God? Biden will destroy the universe? Blot out the sun? Joe should thank Dump for bowing down to his superior powers.

[hatrack]

31. He's sending out the Batshit Signal to the Eric Rudolphs and Scott Roeders . . .

Grab yer ARs and C4, Christian Soldiers!

Straight-up stochastic terrorism.

[Initech]

32. What do these morons think that the president actually does?

[smirkymonkey]

33. I hope there really is a hell. Because that is where Trump is going.

[renate]

41. OMG I enjoyed that picture!

You had me in the first half, though!

[whttevrr]

87. Beat me to it.

I was just gonna post that.

[Cirque du So-What]

37. He'll make the Baby Jesus cry

and send the Holy Spirit off to sulk.

[agingdem]

39. Hey, orange maggot..

let me tell you what Joe Biden is against: racial hate, ethnic hate, LGBT hate, babies in cages, the muslim ban, the border wall, nazis, human suffering, loss, neglect ,apathy, stupidity, corruption, collusion, Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, you..

this "hurt God thing"?...WTF!!!!

[unblock]

40. He clearly doesn't understand this "god" concept

"My rubes like this god thing.
Biden bad.
I will say Biden will hurt the thing my rubes like.
Biden will hurt god."

[PCIntern]

43. Hurt God?

I didn’t think anything could hurt Trump.

Boy, if there’s one thing about Biden over the years you knew he went to church regularly and was in fact a “God-fearing man”. I can’t wait for what’s next.

[Vinca]

44. He's against "our kind of energy???????" WTF is he babbling about?

[scarletwoman]

58. "Our kind of energy" means fossil fuels.

[magicarpet]

63. Fracking for petrol and gas...

In Texas trDumpie makes a big deal about fracking and how Biden will end it. No more high paying fracking jobs, no more investments in fracking, no more international sales of refined (fracking) petrol products. Biden will force oil well owners and workers into bankruptcy.... blah blah blah trDumpie bullshit.

[SoonerPride]

45. Fuck Donald Fucking Trump

[usaf-vet]

51. He has one foot off the ledge. It is not going to take much more for him to try flying like a bird.

[Cha]

46. And, Joe Biden is supposed to Debate that MF Cornered Rabid RAT SHIT?

[sunonmars]

47. Biden goes to church regularly, Trump couldn't find one with both hands, a compass and google maps.

[Traildogbob]

69. Yea but,

Barr can blast a path straight to the front door of a church and Ivanka has the prop Bible.

[lpbk2713]

48. Aren't the (R)s embarrassed enough by him by now?

He continues to look more of a fool with each passing day.

[chriscan64]

49. My father once wrote something about offending God.

"God's a big boy, you can't hurt his little feelings."

[Solly Mack]

52. Biden, the omnipotent. Our father, who art in Delaware,

hollers at me by name. Get off my lawn. You will be gone.
I was fangirl trespassing.

My bad, Joe. Carry on.

In Onomatopoeia we plop, poof, pop, fizz.

Later Gator.

[Ohioboy]

53. Trump must be getting pretty desperate

[LuckyCharms]

54. Wait a minute. I was taught that God could kick anyone's ass.

[liberalmuse]

55. The bats are circling the belfry.

He's desperate.

[CaptainTruth]

57. Republicans must think Democrats have superhuman powers.

I guess Trump is saying Biden is more powerful than God?

[Dukkha]

60. He really thinks the batshit crazy evangelicals will save him.

As every other demographic is fleeing the 45 Titanic.

[Keth]

61. Okay..

I don't know why I continue to shake my head when I hear what Trump has now said. I guess I should be used to it by now. Hurt God? He actually said that. Shaking my head, again.

[SergeStorms]

62. IF there is a god...

he/she/it has a lot of 'splaining to do for putting this deranged buffoon on the planet to begin with. I didn't think god made mistakes?

[Demovictory9]

64. Biden will outlaw puppies and kittens.

[love_katz]

66. Glamrock and Baked Potato FTW!

I love this DU so much! When bat shit crazy stuff comes out of Twitler's mouth, DUers come back with the most hilarious comments. Glamrock and Baked Potato, you made my day.

[relayerbob]

67. If by "God" ...

Trump means Trump. And if by "hurt" he means Biden throws Trump in jail forever. Then, yes.

[sandensea]

68. Blasphemy - what a Biblical way to kick off a campaign.

Whore of Babylon included.

[OverBurn]

70. Please God, strike him fucking dead, Please.

[Cozmo]

71. Can't wait for the debates, Donny (you asshole)

[ProfessorGAC]

72. Kind Of Vulnerable For An Omnipotent Being

Of course, PINO wouldn't know what omnipotent means.
But, just saying...
Biden could hurt god? How would that work, exactly?

[TNNurse]

73. Wow, Trump must really be terrified if he thinks Biden can "hurt God".

[PatSeg]

74. Wow, that is one desperate man

who knows he is losing. He's just going to lash out erratically at anything and everything, oblivious to how painfully desperate he sounds.

I wonder if he's found a favorite bible verse yet.

[SiliconValley_Dem]

75. If Biden can hurt God, then you have no hope against him

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you orange piece of shit

[spanone]

76. FUCK THIS MORONIC ASSHOLE.

[keithbvadu2]

79. The Donald who ridicules Holy Communion.

The Donald who does not have to ask Jesus for forgiveness.

The Donald who ridicules Holy Communion.

Trump: Drink my little wine, have my little cracker

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/08/13/donald-trump-religion-serfaty-dnt-erin.cnn

[ace3csusm]

81. Biden needs to bring this up during debate

and sincerely ask the question to he's face in live tv "Donald why would you straight out lie about my faith", and ask Donald for his favorite bible quote or prayer, so all those bible trumpers can see their god defender look like what he is a fake

[Traildogbob]

82. Wanna know what hurts God?

Raping his planet for cash, killing any species in the way of that cash. Babies in gages are up there pretty high.
I live in Western North Carolina. A favorite saying from the trumpy republicans up here, “This is Gods Country.” You drive through any country road these brain dead God Peeps live on, the road sides are thick with thrash. Should I mention the rivers and streams with tires, mattresses refrigerators? That’s how you treat God’s country. Pretty sure that gives God a butt hurt.
During my career as college faculty in a Natural Resources program, we had a twice annual major stream clean up. A 5+ mile stretch through town and by a county recreation park. Every time, the same stretch, Twice a year we collected over 2,500.pounds of trash. Two large dump trucks full, in Gods Country. 30 years I did that and still going on with new faculty. Some hurting of the Gods I expect.

[Thekaspervote]

83. Dotard and his ilk have a very puny god!! Or... I didn't realize just how powerful Biden is!!

[overleft]

84. How would tRump know. He has no clue about whom God is.

[mnmoderatedem]

85. there's a simple reply to trump's religious talk.

when's the last time you went to church donnie?

and we mean actual church services, not a shameless photo op.

Oh there's Stormy Daniels, Access Hollywood, etc....

[whttevrr]

88. Thank you for the link!

The twitter replies are awesome.

If Biden has the power to hurt God, should we really go against him?

[niyad]

89. Looking forward to Mrs. Betty Bowers' response to this insanity (it is far past

Blasphemy).

By the way, could somebody please tell me in which version of the bible the xian God is a 2A supporter?? I do not recall that piece of information in any of the versions with which I am familiar. I was not aware that guns had even been invented when that book was written.

[muntrv]

90. Donnie just said God is fallible.

[elleng]

93. PR0JECTION, PROJECTION, PROJECTION.

[Hulk]

94. Oh, the irony.

His cult are truly out of touch with reality hypocrites.

I swear, EVERYONE in my extended family that are cult members or life long GOPers are the most selfish, self centered, simple minded greedy bastards who hover over their hoard of golden eggs in fear those damned liberals are going to come steal them and kill new born babies with glee.

These are some seriously anti-Christian, greedy mf'rs. Everyone of them.

[peggysue2]

98. Wow!

Had no idea Joe Biden was so powerful that 'he could hurt God.'

Just another display of ignorance from Donald Trump who only believes in his own omnipotence. He wouldn't recognize a man of faith if he tripped over him. Biden is a devout Catholic who practices his faith quietly, day-to-day in how he behaves and acts towards others.

Biden doesn't require a Bible photo-op, Donnie. You might rethink this line of attack because it just doesn't work.

Asshole!

[July]

99. I really wish when Trump spews these idiocies, someone would yell out

“Speak English!”

Because what he’s speaking is unintelligible.

Bonus, it would chap his ass.

[Martin Eden]

101. Is his voting base really stupid enough to swallow such crap?

Do they really think Biden could "Hurt the Bible, hurt God"?

Do they really **think** at all?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

103. The stupid. It hurts.

No more! I've been "powned" enough!

[Retrograde]

105. Joe Biden, Scourge of God

Nah, somehow I just can't see it: he just seems too nice

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

106. I will never get over someone as blatantly devoid of intelligence as Donnie

being elected as POTUS. Shameful.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

107. I will never fully recover from it, emotionally.

I actually thought this country might be improving for many years to come, around 2008.

[highplainsdem]

109. I know what you mean.

[JI7]

108. Doesn't This Mean that Biden is the REAL God ?