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Know your emojis (Original Post) Nevilledog Aug 2020 OP
What's it doing? LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #1
underpants Aug 2020 #3
What's it doing then? underpants Aug 2020 #2
It's miming something naughty soothsayer Aug 2020 #6
Like what? underpants Aug 2020 #12
That's a good question! LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #17
I'd surely like to know. underpants Aug 2020 #20
I wondered, too...trying to catch a cheeto in its mouth? Karadeniz Aug 2020 #4
It's something I wouldn't want to explain to my mom soothsayer Aug 2020 #9
Maybe it's an adult toy store! LakeArenal Aug 2020 #5
I knew you'd get it.....lol Nevilledog Aug 2020 #8
Only figuratively... umm..sure. LakeArenal Aug 2020 #11
Is it brushing its molars with an electric toothbrush? LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #7
Did I ever tell you about the time when my siblings were young, my sister... LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #10
Did she turn it upside down underpants Aug 2020 #13
Yes she did! And many years later... LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #15
My Uncle gave my mom (in-law) a real dildo. LakeArenal Aug 2020 #14
Did she injure her vocal chords with the vibrator? LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #16
Maybe choked...with emotion ret5hd Aug 2020 #18
More like Puritan outrage. LakeArenal Aug 2020 #19
LMFAO Ferrets are Cool Aug 2020 #21

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)
7. Is it brushing its molars with an electric toothbrush?
Sun Aug 9, 2020, 05:00 PM
Aug 2020

Maybe the toothbrush handle is yellow, so it blends in with the face, so we can't see it.

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)
10. Did I ever tell you about the time when my siblings were young, my sister...
Sun Aug 9, 2020, 05:04 PM
Aug 2020

borrowed my mother's "therapeutic" vibrator and ended up having to get $10,000 worth of dental work because she chipped all of her teeth?

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)
15. Yes she did! And many years later...
Sun Aug 9, 2020, 05:08 PM
Aug 2020

she has a one inch deep dimple on her chin that she was not born with.

LakeArenal

(28,817 posts)
14. My Uncle gave my mom (in-law) a real dildo.
Sun Aug 9, 2020, 05:08 PM
Aug 2020

It was rocket shaped and flesh colored.

We came home she was vibrating the heck out of her neck. “see what Frankie gave me!” We explained the correct usage.

She would not speak to him for years.

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