Someone approached the Con at the podium and he just walked away

[malaise]

like three minutes in - WTF!

Was that Secret Service?

[soothsayer]

1. I think so, maybe

Very odd. Guess he’ll be back.

[malaise]

10. or a call from Putin?

[Midnight Writer]

2. His McDonalds is ready?

[superpatriotman]

3. Speculation time

[IcyPeas]

4. yes it was SS (according to MSNBC

[octoberlib]

5. A shooting near the WH. Trump's heading to his bunker

Link to tweet

[Mike 03]

16. A Fox News reporter heard it. Did anyone from any real news networks hear shots?

Or is this a staged event?

Did it appear spontaneous or phony?

[octoberlib]

24. John Roberts is the only one whose knows about it. It appeared phony to me.

[TheBlackAdder]

21. The WH has bulletproof glass. No need to delay the presser.

[asiliveandbreathe]

6. More drama from the scripted reality tv ahole...n/t

[IcyPeas]

7. jeff mason:

Link to tweet

[SoonerPride]

8. He wanted to inspect the bunker

[EarthFirst]

26. Gotta get that half visit in to make it an even three... nt

[BigmanPigman]

9. CNN says there was a loud sound outside the W House.

[SoCalNative]

32. Probably the newly constructed fence tumbling over

It's likely built as well as the one at the border.

[SheltieLover]

11. Another ploy, no doubt to garner sympathy

Or maybe his depends leaked?

[peggysue2]

12. Speculation is that the guy who spoke to Trump was security detail

Might be a disturbance on WH grounds.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. We need to know the answer: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE DUCK?

.

.

[IcyPeas]

15. police are outside the room apparently:

Link to tweet

[malaise]

19. Word is he's coming back in

doesn't want the story about the bunker to continue

back in - shooting outside the WH

[MacKasey]

17. That is one way to shut him up

[IcyPeas]

18. pic of police outside:

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

27. And now reporters get a taste of what schoolchildren experience

I wonder how active shooter drills are going to be carried out? We can terrorize our children with these drills because it's easier than getting a society awash in firearms cleaned up.

[doc03]

20. I believe nothing from this Whitehouse

probably all staged.

[dem4decades]

22. Fuck he's back. Changing channel. Can't watch this shit.

[malaise]

23. He said Secret Service shot someone

Doesn;t mean that 's true of course

[asiliveandbreathe]

25. 3 minutes in..he probably knows everyone switches the channel or just shuts him off...n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

28. So why is the press asking HIM questions about the incident??

He doesn't know any more than anyone else.

[mentalsolstice]

29. Wow, in the 10 minutes he was offscreen, he has a lot of info...

About the event, suspect and law enforcement activities. Talk me into taking off my

[malaise]

31. My first thought

Staged

[Newest Reality]

30. All that...

All that for an emergency Depends change? Does he give a sign first and then they scoot him out for a diaper change?

[magicarpet]

33. When his Depends are full and the diarrhea drips down,...

... his leg and starts to fill his shoes. They have a moisture alarm that triggers and sends a signal to the SS. They run in, whisk him off, and he gets a fresh Depends change over.

Hope Hicks is also the Depends emergency changing attendant and wet vacs the diarrhea out of his shoes. Then sends him on his way until the next bowel accident.