So if Harris debates Pence will Mother have to be on stage between them?

[rurallib]

Since Pence can't be alone with a woman?

Asking for a friend. Let's call him Mike.

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. It's so cute

how some people think Mullah Pence won't lose complete control of his bowels while fearfully running away from Harris.

[Xolodno]

2. She'll be backstage...

...to console him when he's crying after Harris rips his ass off, stomps the shit out of it, beats it to hell...and then, hands it back to him.

[rurallib]

3. and maybeMother can help explain to Mikey some of the things that

Kamala said during the debate.

[magicarpet]

4. Mother will be there clamping on Mike's chastity belt,..

.... and installing the seventeen secret combination padlocks so his libido does not go hog wild.

Mother could be seated in the first row in the audience at the public VP debates. They have shock collars that can be activated with a remote control button. If Mike should show any inclination for partial or full blast erection on stage, Mother could blast him with 300volts and 700amps through the shock collar.

Then she can deal with his erotic intransigence later when they get home. Probably beating him over the head with a hard bound Bible for a few hours as punishment.

[rurallib]

6. I love word pictures like this

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. No, but he will be wearing the special mask she made for him.

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