Trump really has no other options, it's time to kick Pence to the curb

[Snake Plissken]

and pull Nikki Haley from the clearance rack.

It's either her or Ghislaine Maxwell

Trump needs to create a freak show to feed his addiction of remaining in the headlines.

[Dem2theMax]

1. I almost peed my pants laughing at this!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He won't dump Pence. His base now consists only of fundies and racists

and neither group would tolerate a non-white woman on the ticket.

[Andy823]

12. I agree

I also don't think Haley is dumb enough to run with him the way his numbers are dropping. She may want to be president one day, but she knows this isn't the way to get there.

[bdamomma]

3. if he picks

Ivanka we will know he's really fucked up. Absolutely

[Hassler]

4. Who would want to be part of the sinking, orange Titanic?

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. Michelle Bachmann is available!

[haele]

10. I hope she's not expecting a corn-dog as part of the job interview...

Sorry, that was crude and childish.
But I will forever picture her at the state fare being folksy.

Haele

[TlalocW]

13. I honestly don't know why politicians of all stripes keep getting corn dogs at fairs

Yes, you've got to go the fair to pretend to be folksy, but c'mon. Giant phallic symbol in your mouth? And you know that photographers just push and hold the button on their camera to take picture after picture as soon as the candidate has it in their hands so they don't miss anything. Get a caramel apple or a deep-fried Twinkie and eat it with a fork while making a joke about eating one as a kid and making a mess so you have an excuse to not put THAT phallic symbol near your mouth.

TlalocW

[Thekaspervote]

6. No..he can't stand the idea that he has to even have a vp let alone a woman!!

[stillcool]

9. yeah..he really does not like to share the stage

especially now that his exposure is so limited.

[NCjack]

7. Sarah Palin has been there -- has the experience. nt

[ProfessorGAC]

14. She'd Accept-Then Quit!

Again!

[malaise]

8. Well the way he was praising him suggests that he's thinking

about it

[Mike 03]

11. I'm so doubting this.

The obvious reason is that a huge portion of his base (Evangelicals and racists and misogynists) will pee blood if he does this.

Haley isn't stupid and won't take it. It won't help her. It will "help her" even less than it helped Paul Ryan to run with a loser like Romney.

Trump's inner circle will collapse into a circular firing squad, because half of them are devout political Christians who lionize Pence.

[BannonsLiver]

15. What makes you think Haley would hitch herself to that wagon?

[Snake Plissken]

16. It's either that or Dancing With The Stars

She can't even work the Right Wing Circle Jerk Cruise tour with Sarah Palin and Joe The Plumber because of the COVID-19 pandemic

[BannonsLiver]

17. Ha!

Good stuff.

[GulfCoast66]

18. No way in hell. For every suburban women she will he will lose 2 white southerners.

She’s a person of color. She is first generation Christianity. Most of all she took down the confederate flag from the SC capital. They hate her.