Dementia Don

[RicROC]

On Morning Joe this morning, Joe laughed at Trump calling Joe Biden 'Slow Joe'. Instead, he said, it's 'Slow Don'.

Instead, 'Dementia Don' is a better name?

[MineralMan]

1. I like "Demented Donnie" better.

[Glorfindel]

2. Donnie Dementor?

Nah, sounds like a supervillain. Trump's not worthy.

[Laelth]

3. I like "Desperate Donald."

Supposedly, the most memorable names are a dactyl (a three syllable word with the accent on the first syllable) followed by a spondee (a two syllable word with the accent on the first syllable). For example:

Kamala Harris
Abraham Lincoln
Aleister Crowley
Hannibal Lecter
Benjamin Franklin
Hillary Clinton
Harry S. Truman (the “s” stands for nothing, but he added it because it sounded better)
Jefferson Davis
Benedict Arnold
Oliver Cromwell
Margaret Thatcher
J. R. R. Tolkien
Margaret Atwood

You get the point. I like “Desperate Donald” under our current, political circumstances.

-Laelth

[bottomofthehill]

4. Red Don

A functionary of Putin’s Communist Party.

[bottomofthehill]

5. Also like Benedict Donald