So my sister the conservative

[TlalocW]

Has said that if/when (her/my word) Biden wins, the democratic party will immediately move to push him out somehow (it's all very mysterious) and make Kamala president. I thought I was up on my right-wing conspiracy theories. Has anyone else heard that coming from the right-wing noise machine?

TlalocW

[mwooldri]

1. I've heard mainstream commentators say...

... that Biden might have picked her to ensure a steady pair of hands should Biden die early, or to help her in a 2024 Harris for President run. But nothing about kicking him out early and replacing him with Kamala.

[Sherman A1]

2. If I recall correctly

There was early on discussion (perhaps from the candidate himself) of this being a one term reset presidency. If that is the case, one could logically assume that Harris is being set up to run in her own right in 2024. Given Biden's age it would make a certain degree of sense to train your successor.

[maxsolomon]

3. Conservatives twist themselves into pretzels to believe bullshit

Because they refuse to see the truth staring them in the face.

[HotTeaBag]

4. At 77 years old (78 when sworn in), it would be prudent to have someone like Kamala

ready to step in if it becomes necessary.

Not that he'll die in office, but he may develop some medical condition or another that would preclude him from finishing his term.

There being a plan to push him out is just one of many fever-dreams that we'll have to get used to hearing for the next 85 days or so.

[Ohioboy]

5. Hadn't heard this one

I just recently heard the one about John F. Kennedy Jr coming back to life to team up with Trump. Did you hear that one?

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theory-854938/

[MLAA]

6. I no longer talk too my fox addled evangelical hypocrite of a brother.

He and his ilk have caused to much damage to our country to just avoid politics. I hold him personally responsible.

I’m sorry you don’t have a better sister just as I’m sorry I don’t have a better brother.💕

Edited to correct typo

[safeinOhio]

7. When hear stuff like this I ask

You want to bet a thousand bucks on it. After they hem haw and then refuse, then I tell them that they don’t even believe their own BS.

[MacKasey]

10. I like the bet response

I'll have to remember that, thanks

[MacKasey]

8. My reply would be

So what, still better than a Traitor.

Is she going to take the Russian covid-19 vaccine.

I also have a bridge in brooklyn to sell you

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. I would reply -

"Yes, isn't it great to think that Joe's VP is thoroughly fit to take the reins, instead of some wack-job Christian tinfoiler that can't even take a dump without his mother giving the OK"?

[Mariana]

11. I guess I would have to ask your sister when she became clairvoyant. nt.

[RainCaster]

12. I think that's when the aliens take Joe away in their spaceship.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

[JHB]

13. Given how Republicans project onto Democrats what they're up to themselves...

...Donnie should be worried even if he does steal the election.

[struggle4progress]

14. I heard she plans to sell us as slaves to those body-snatching shape-shifting alien lizard people

who have a secret command post in the basement of some DC pizzaria!