"Conventional wisdom going into this election stated that a vaguely human-looking block of wood, if it managed to obtain the Republican nomination, would be able to win. Why not? Presidents, conventional wisdom continued, warming to its subject, simply don’t get reelected in economies like this."
"If it were possible, your thoughts and your eerie clown-dreams and the rare occasions when you lusted in your heart would be on the record."
Although, I think urging Willard to be more like The Little Mermaid is potentially very traumatizing, not only to Ariel, but all the children who love her.