THE PRESS NEEDS TO ASK THIS VITAL QUESTION:

[AZ8theist]

Does this guy KNOW HOW to ride a bicycle?

[SheltieLover]

1. Lol

Guessing not.

[3catwoman3]

2. Gee, wasn't he, according to him, one of the best...

...high school baseball players in NY while he was at the military school?

[AZ8theist]

3. OF COURSE he was...

Completely believable...

[magicarpet]

6. He was the pitcher and catcher during the same moment of every game.

He threw the ball at the pitchers mound, then ran to home plate before the ball got there, waited, then caught it when it finally got there.

Then walked back to the mound to pitch the ball and then run back to home plate and catch it once again. He did this all through out the whole game. The fans could not understand how he could be so fast to play both positions.

He won awards every year he played during his time at military school, for being the best pitcher and best catcher, every game he played. He wore out a lot of pairs of sneakers though. He was on the deans list for his academic achievements too, he graduated triple super duper cum laude, number one in his entire class.

[Blue Owl]

4. The Tour de Trump -- no joke...

https://deadspin.com/remembering-the-tour-de-trump-donald-trumps-failed-bik-1735454622

[malaise]

7. This needs its own thread

He thought it could rival the Tour de France
We'll make this the equivalent of the Tour de France

That is a Con man. He likes to tell the truth so he's not going into politics

He's an abject failure.

[Wicked Blue]

5. Maybe a tricycle

gold-plated of course

[Cha]

8. The Press Also Needs to Confront trump when he LIES..

all the fucking time.