Herman Cain says he would have a 'substantial lead' over Obama!

[louis-t]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/herman-cain-says-substantial-lead-over-obama-135949668--election.html

[porphyrian]

1. Herman Cain says crazier shit than Paul Ryan. Almost makes me miss Alan Keyes. n/t

[The Wielding Truth]

2. That's hilarious. I just did a spit-take. My poor computer.

[malaise]

3. That's true if they were competing for ijackass in chief

[pinboy3niner]

4. He'd have a 999-point margin!

[Liberal Veteran]

5. In what? Number of ridiculously to the point of delusional statements?

If so, I'd agree. He'd be well ahead of Pres. Obama on that.

[Indpndnt]

6. He's the gift that keeps on giving!

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

7. Only if there were 999 total voters. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. Sounds like he's introduced a new herb topping on his pizzas

[socialindependocrat]

9. That guy's got pizza for brains!!

There is something scary about the self-centered thinking of these people.

They can't accept that they are wrong sometimes.

They defend their positions in the face of massive opposition.

I think they all need to be psychologically evaluated before running for office.

These people are scary!

[hobbit709]

10. Only on Planet Bozone.

[alsame]

11. He is definitely a viable GOP candidate for 2016. I think

he should definitely be the nominee.

[reflection]

12. There is still a guy who posts now and then on my local newspaper's website

that calls himself "RockyoulikeaHermanCain." He's convinced Romney will stumble (like that hasn't happened already) and will have to drop out, leaving a void for Cain to swoop in and race to victory at the last minute.

[hifiguy]

13. Horndog Herm is smoking the oregano

he used to put on his shitty pizzas.

[pinboy3niner]

14. WRITE IN HERMIE!

(Old Sci-Fi movie poster updated by DUer GReedDiamond)

[HappyMe]

15. Put down the crack pipe, pizza man.

At least he's providing some comic relief.

[Laxman]

16. Maybe the reporter only thought it was Herman...

are they sure they didn't interview this guy? Just sounds like too much of a goof!

Why if they nominated me, they probably would have already called off the election and declared me president. Yeah, that's it. They would have called off the election. They might have also been considering doing away with term limits too.