Fact Checks from Fox & Friends first two hours (SNL)

[ksoze]

The Bible was not a movie first
Stalactites is not a childhood disease
Iowa City never elected Mayor McCheese
Allegra is not a religion
Jeremy Lin was traded, not deported
The sun and moon do not high-five as they pass each other
Vaginas don't look like that
A dead person's skull does not contain their memories
Ron Paul is one person
Not all cats are gay
The Atlanta Hawks are a team, not an infestation
Ellen DeGeneres never married her car
Benedict Arnold was not a character on Diff'rent Strokes
A wind turbine has never cut off the head of a pretty girl in a convertible
The Tasmanian Devil is not the president of Tasmania
Star Wars is essentially a work of fiction
Al Gore never claimed to invent Nintendo
Hawaii does not rotate every six months
Neil Armstrong was not the first person to moon someone
The Keystone Pipeline is not filled with Keystone Light
Swiss banks are not "full of holes"
Camp David does not have a sister camp called Camp Denise
Oogielove is not a sexually transmitted disease
They did not name Mars after the Mars Rover
Monica Lewinsky was never in an internment camp
Six comes after five
Kim Jong-Un is not the CEO of Yahoo
Left-handed people cannot read your thoughts
Lobsters are not "ocean spiders"
Cat Fancy is a magazine, not a man/cat dating website
The U.S. Postal Service never released a Kesha stamp
"F" is not a blood tipe
Parlsey is not one of the Spice Girls
Usain Bolt is not in a new action movie starring John C. Reilly
LIBOR is not a giant praying mantis
Old Navy is not one of the armed forces
The letters in Massachusetts cannot be rearranged to spell "same-sex marriage"
Crabs don't breastfeed
Animal Planet is not an acceptable nickname for Telemundo
Marco Rubio does not play for the Timberwolves
Al Jazeera is not the co-hose of "Tool Time"
Babies never "skip ahead" to being 10
Angela Merkel is not a palindrome
You can't outrun polio
The Negro League is not "back and better than ever"
Latin Inches is not the Mexican metric system
The Russian national anthem is not the U.S. national anthem played backwards
Rocky never fought Lassie

From SNL skit last night:
[link:http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/fox-and-friends-on-romney-cold-open/1418062|

[abolugi]

1. I saw that

going by on the screen and I wondered what it said!!


"The letters in Massachusetts cannot be rearranged to spell "same-sex marriage"
Thats some funny stuff!

[VWolf]

2. Swiss banks are not "full of holes"

Unless Rmoney and his entourage enter.

Then they're full of ass-holes.