WTF: ... he recounted a conversation he had with God where he said, "OK ... you got me."

[demmiblue]

There was a moment in his speech a few minutes ago where Trump jokingly suggested the pandemic was God "testing" him for being too prideful about the economy. As part of the bit, he recounted a conversation he had with God where he said, "OK ... you got me."

Link to tweet

[Kali]

1. and of course delusional idiots will buy it because...

they're FUCKING DELUSIONAL!!!

[LoisB]

2. Jesus wept!

[Celerity]

26. whilst riding a raptor

[mr_lebowski]

3. Awww ... the widdle boy has an imaginary fwiend who pumps up his ego ... how cute ...

And, in a 70+ year old person ... almost certainly a sign of significant cognitive decline.

[Stallion]

4. Conclusion: Even God Hates Trump

[snowybirdie]

5. Truth

In the last sentence only.

[dalton99a]

6. Kick

[mr_lebowski]

7. Imagine if something like this happened in real life ...

Your dipshit cousin bought a perfectly nice Camaro ... then he put a chip in it that made it go a little faster.

Then he went out and wrecked it ...

Then, at your dinner table, he said exactly what Trump just said, regarding the Camaro ... explaining how God told him he wrecked the Camaro to test him, and this was a sign that he must rebuild the Camaro, and make it even FASTER this time!

You would conclude that your cousin has completely lost his mind ... wouldn't you?

[OAITW r.2.0]

8. "They're unbelievable."

This "story" - all of it - is unbelievable. Including the credit he gives himself on the economy. At best he was handed a very stable economy from Obama/Biden and 3 years later, he cratered it. That's the truth Trump, believe me.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Loco in the coco.

[BGBD]

10. God created

a pandemic that's going to kill millions of people......to test Trumps economic policies?

[Ilsa]

11. He thinks God killed 170,000 Americans to

teach him a lesson? My my, he thinks he's important.

[maxrandb]

24. Wait...God is Chinese???

[Andy823]

25. Well he has to

blame somebody since he won't take any responsibility for the mess he got us into, why not God?

[brush]

12. Jesus!

[CaptYossarian]

13. As if Trump would believe in a power higher than him.

His idea of a Holy Trinity is "Me, Myself, and I".

If God is testing him with the virus, He must really be testing the 170,000 grieving families right about now.

[Siwsan]

14. My Mom used to say a lot of weird stuff when she had dementia, too

[unblock]

15. So he's admitting the pandemic and depression are his fault

God did it to punish him for his arrogance? A tad egocentric, but it's the closest he's ever gotten to taking responsibility for anything....

[Permanut]

16. That God is pure evil. n/t

[onethatcares]

17. I guess

Gods' in it for the money.There can't be any other excuse. It's like Jesus welcoming the money changers into the temple....I think I'm gonna be sick.

[maxsolomon]

18. He claims to know the mind of God

Any practicing Christian Trumpist turns a blind eye to this hubris.

Telling God "Only I could do it?". He knows you rode Obama's coattails, you slime. God is Omniscient.

[eShirl]

19. and then God said, "Sir, ..."

[kentuck]

20. OMG!

He'll show Him!

[lunatica]

21. Ooooookay...

Put it down people and just back away slowly...

[dmr]

22. This is just a story he made up for the Evangelical crowd.

He thought it was a good one, too, because they'll believe he actually spoke with God, and that God is in awe of his super duper abilities.

As we all know he's been neglectful of his Godliness, so he had to throw out some red meat to his faithful fan base.

Thing is, now that he made up this fairy tale, he'll start believing it's true. God really did speak to him with such appreciation.

[Politicalgolfer]

23. Oooooh-Kaaaaay🙄

He ain't fuckin' nuts or nuttin'....