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(17,103 posts)xfundy
(5,105 posts)Always! True Christians are making mint off rubes, and those other religions eat into their market share! Then, among True Christians, some are Truer Christians than others. True Christians still hate Catolicks, Mor(m)ons, etc., and still talk at the Sunday dinner table about how all other denominations (i.e., non-Southern Batshits) are gonna BURN. I grew up in that twisted environment,and nothing has really changed. They've all tried to come together to present a united front, but it's only for show, and IF and WHEN a "True Christian" ever gets in charge, they will demand all the infidels either accept their mythology or die (though maybe it might just be deportation at first).
All over an invisible man.
Would be laughable if not so tragically close by.
RKP5637
(67,104 posts)"Real Patriot," that the RW is so fond of talking about.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)Whovian
(2,866 posts)xfundy
(5,105 posts)Of something...
DiverDave
(4,886 posts)and it seems this fat slob sorta forgot that.
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)The church I grew up in believes everything on the sign but they woulda made that backsliding heathen cut his hair.
He's no true christian.
xfundy
(5,105 posts)He'd have to wear a suit and tie as well. So he could have bidniss with BabyJeebus.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)God doesn't even listen to people in jeans and t-shirts...I pass a mega church on my way to town fairly often and if it's a Sunday I see people going in dressed in shorts and flip flops! Women even! Wearing PANTS! I expect Sweet little BabyJeebus is laughing at them as they walk into their den of iniquity thinking they going to church...
(lolz)
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)if his hair so much as touched his ears. He's working on the Ninth Circle with that head of stringy, greasy looking hair.
SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)orpupilofnature57
(15,472 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Initech
(100,063 posts)Tigress DEM
(7,887 posts)undeterred
(34,658 posts)Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)I thought it was Honey Boo Boo's mom at first glance. I need sleep.
Mopar151
(9,980 posts)Those are some bad image for the ol' memory bank. It'll be OK. You should think about something purer and with real beauty - mabye a cutie at the beach playing with puppies or a field of flowers
This deserves a DUzy.
Zambero
(8,964 posts)Lifted directly from the 2012 GOP platform?
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Anybody get this guy's phone number?
tavalon
(27,985 posts)Kidding.
Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)I'll bet his mommy washed his clothes for his little get-together too.
How big do you reckon his pile of porn is? We had a gentleman in our facility once upon a time that had 2.4 tons (yes you read that right) seized and removed from the apartment he was evicted from. There are hoarders of everything it seems, and the loss of his porn left him feeling suicidal.
On second thought, this guy might look familiar . . . .
TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)O.o
That's a lot of fucking porn....
Pun intended.
47of74
(18,470 posts)Was there one room in this apartment stuffed full of this stuff?
Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)To Asia, because that's where our recycled paper is sold.
My job is never boring.
marasinghe
(1,253 posts)'cos "girl-friend", in his mind, probably means a faceless female cooking up a storm & serving it to him, on the couch in front of the tv, continuously during his waking hours spent in the home.
notice: none of his bible quotes are from Jesus himself (assuming his existence).
iemitsu
(3,888 posts)no real woman should feel that low about herself.
marasinghe
(1,253 posts)if my daughter ever subscribed to that pathological mindset, i would consider myself a total failure as a father.
iemitsu
(3,888 posts)but you would certainly have every right to be disappointed.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)iemitsu
(3,888 posts)mr big chin was using his mother's old, cast-off black and white before beulah the blow-up arrived.
Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)tarheelsunc
(2,117 posts)care about feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, and healing the sick WITHOUT calling them moochers for the fact that they need it.
D23MIURG23
(2,849 posts)You can't just redefine your favorite label whenever it turns out that some asshole uses it.
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)bluesbassman
(19,370 posts)Sen. Walter Sobchak
(8,692 posts)But what the fuck does one actually do with that thing that could possibly be pleasurable?
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)doing their dolls. I know there are usually 3 holes on the dolls that they use, but I'm female. So, I can't answer the question you asked about what is pleasurable, but I've seen videos.
Sen. Walter Sobchak
(8,692 posts)Yeah... that just doesn't do anything for me.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)If you want to avoid being offended while looking for Halloween costumes of animals, you might want to make sure AdBlock knows to stop the keywords: Brony, bronies, furry, furries
while you are at it. Lol, the internet truly has it all, even the stuff we wish we could unsee,
cyglet
(529 posts)without knowing that
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)someone on DU asked and I have had the unfortunate experience of seeing links to that stuff off the side of a page. I hate ads that get through AdBlock, especially those freaky ones.
JHB
(37,158 posts)...and Sweet JEzus! I didn't need to know that!
Kennah
(14,256 posts)iemitsu
(3,888 posts)bet his gang of basement buddies are jealous.
Initech
(100,063 posts)- from the movie Dirty Work
busterbrown
(8,515 posts)looks like he's got a couple of tituses....
midnight
(26,624 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)blogslut
(37,999 posts)existentialist
(2,190 posts)Michelle Bachmann is already spoken for.
DemKittyNC
(743 posts)He is very appealing, I would totally date hi.... Wait! WTF? Ironing?! Fuck that!
Never mind...
Confusious
(8,317 posts)George Clooney?
formercia
(18,479 posts)Oh, right...True 'Christian' women don't shave.
PD Turk
(1,289 posts)My wife was just walking by the computer and paused to read that sign over my shoulder. After a minute she said "I wonder how he'd like having that sign shoved up his ass!"
That is funny, I was thinking kind of the same thing. Great minds think alike.
Of course he might like that as I am sure that would be more action then he has ever gotten in his entire life.
PD Turk
(1,289 posts)but I've always told her not to give up the day job to join the diplomatic corps
47of74
(18,470 posts)KT2000
(20,576 posts)and couldn't agree more.
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)chollybocker
(3,687 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)And I'm guessing this human roast beef sundae's "not exactly beating them off with a stick"?
iemitsu
(3,888 posts)as a cover for why no woman would look at him twice.
the promise keeper, ultra-manly, medieval mindset this slob advertizes allows him to believe that his rejection by women is the result of the "feminazi" phenomena sweeping our godless nation.
if only we could keep women in their place the world would be wonderful for unattractive men?
i think that's the real message on the sign.
allan01
(1,950 posts)wonder if he secretly reads playboy? read the chapter before his verses and after . now just the ones he quotes.
FourScore
(9,704 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)Sit! I ain't buying that.
WCGreen
(45,558 posts)I bet the babes are swarming all over him...
Marr
(20,317 posts)...
That IS a man, right?
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)TRUE BUDDHIST tee shirt. I bet there are none available. But you know what? If I have to advertise it...It must mean something is missing.
IrishAle
(62 posts)(NT)
musette_sf
(10,200 posts)of burning goo
freshwest
(53,661 posts)This looks way to sophisticated for this guy to have made himself.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)There is no way that guy made it himself.
BadGimp
(4,015 posts)I confess she's mine too... but for different reasons
I know... I know
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)It keeps me from the ugly visual of this guy crawling on top of me.
DemKittyNC
(743 posts)I had a different vision of him with that sign up his ass but now I got the crawling on top of me vision stuck in my head... damnit!
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)tavalon
(27,985 posts)Me pointing and laughing until I couldn't breathe, that came to mind.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)lexw
(804 posts)...he couldn't read and someone told him it said something about Big Macs and 40 ounce sodas.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)intaglio
(8,170 posts)Sorry - Pseudepigraphical*
1 Timothy, written long after Paul was dead
Titus - same again
1 Peter - not by Peter even though it says it is and not by his "secretary" (actually courier) either
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* Pseudepigraphical a polite word used by biblical scholars to hide the fact that much of the Bible is a forgery.
mick063
(2,424 posts)Quixote1818
(28,928 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)I think it's a woman. S/he has earrings. There must be something in the bible about dudes wearing earrings.
I think so too.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Then she'll be able to live out her submissive fantasies without hurting anyone.
Maybe even have a little fun in life! Turn that frown upsidedown!
(yeah, I think it's a woman too)
Matariki
(18,775 posts)I used to work at Amazon as an editor and I always classified christian 'marriage guides' of that sort into the BDSM section. True.
And I agree with you 100%
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)that's for sure!
There are relationship websites too that pretend to be christian/traditional. Like "taken in hand", for example. Just admit you're into kink, people!! You'll be much better off.
We're very nice people, really!
qb
(5,924 posts)He's praying for a reply!
treestar
(82,383 posts)Women have roles in churches - even in the Catholic Church they can be lectors, plan things, be extraordinary ministers. This guy is lagging behind even the fundies.
mzteris
(16,232 posts)Adhere to this principle. Know quite a few.
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Sad really.
TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)IIRC Women can't even serve on church councils. The highest chrch position a woman can aspire to in the WELS is sunday school teacher, pastor's/missionary's wife, or "Treasurer's assistant." (read: the assistant does all the real work, whilst the actual treasurer does nothing but report at the council meetings.)
They are truly the darkest of what Garrison Kiellor's describes as "Dark Lutherans."
47of74
(18,470 posts)Is that the branch the Gein family belonged to?
mzteris
(16,232 posts)but was in North Carolina for nearly 25 years before (grew up mainly in GA, AL, KY, SC & NC). I last lived in Wake Forest - home of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary that turned Southern Baptists from moderate individualistic thinkers into brainwashed lockstep inerrancy fundamentalists. They did it by only allowing professors who were of like mind to teach the incoming aspiring theologians.
I also hs'd my son - (No need to get off on THAT tangent - our group was liberal thank you very much) - so was familiar with those who hs'ed for merely religious reasons. Unfortunately, there is a whole curriculum designed for the fundamentalist hsed daughter called "Hearthkeepers". It's designed to teach the females to grow up and be good wives, mothers, housekeepers, helpmeets, subservient children of God, the pastor, their husbands, (and yes in that order), and eventually even their own sons once they are men. It's truly abhorrent and awful. (But not a reason to take away the rights of parents to homeschool their children. Don't want to get into that argument, btw . . . just wanted to offer up evidence of the evil being done to women in the name of a patriarchal religion (though aren't they all? Well, excepting the Pagans)
Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)He's just sore and bitter because women have something called lives.
GoCubsGo
(32,079 posts)Or, the Taliban-controlled parts of Afghanistan. I think he'd be really happy there. But, then again, I would pity the poor woman who would be his arranged wife. Better he stay here with his porn collection and his idiotic sign.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)I can send some 20-something women over there to mock him a bit.
TahitiNut
(71,611 posts)Robb
(39,665 posts)"For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty / and drowsiness shall clothe him with rags."
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)agree. They like the idea of abdicating the responsibility for their lives to another. Maybe that's who Romney was referring to in his 47% speech?
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)RKP5637
(67,104 posts)SDjack
(1,448 posts)RKP5637
(67,104 posts)the period of time they desire so much.
RKP5637
(67,104 posts)aandegoons
(473 posts)Of course it is always someone else who needs to follow the bible.
Fla Dem
(23,650 posts)Zax2me
(2,515 posts)gleannfia
(66 posts)Just look at this fucking slob.
PA Democrat
(13,225 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)blueamy66
(6,795 posts)fat, ugly, long crappy looking hair....he's just pissed cause no chick will date him, better yet marry him
and like another poster stated....no cooking? he really NEEDS a cook! he's wasting away...skin and bones!
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)Alduin
(501 posts)StarryNite
(9,443 posts)what a tub a shit!
former9thward
(31,981 posts)Serial killers in prison get love letters and marriage proposals from women all of the time.
47of74
(18,470 posts)A photo like this of an inbred douche fountain holding a moronic sign is just begging for a response from her. Hopefully she'll oblige.
City Lights
(25,171 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)sabrina 1
(62,325 posts)'doing dishes' etc. This has to be comedy!
flyguyjake
(492 posts)YellowRubberDuckie
(19,736 posts)Earrings, facial structure (What little you can see) and the fingernails are very feminine. I'm large, but at least you can tell what gender I am. Just saying.
Oilwellian
(12,647 posts)unless they have very short hair. This looks like a man to me. I also suspect this is the loneliest man in the world.
YellowRubberDuckie
(19,736 posts)And it looks like she hasn't cut her hair or styled it in a while, so I don't think we can judge by the sideburns.
KG
(28,751 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)Bluzmann57
(12,336 posts)Right and left. Aaahhhh...never mind. And I hope children don't read my smut.
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Cleita
(75,480 posts)appleannie1
(5,067 posts)Bet his mother was abused by his father and he thinks it is normal and she still waits on Jr. to this day. No other woman would want any part of him.
The Doctor.
(17,266 posts)that agreed with any damn thing this guy thinks.
I can only imagine a few exceptions.
distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)I bet women are lined up around the block to get a piece of that!
(Do I even need a sarcasm smiley?)
47of74
(18,470 posts)Guy Montag
(126 posts)If he's not, he's missing his calling.
HillWilliam
(3,310 posts)"I don't take advice from guys with mullets"
aikoaiko
(34,169 posts)oy!
revolution breeze
(879 posts)Thought her evangelical husband was punishing her for daring to talk "politics" with us "ladies" at the family reunion last weekend. She told us her hasband did not allow her to vote but she liked Obama. I told her she needed to wake up and realize she had rights. Also offered to have her brother talk with her husband and offered her a roof is she and the children decide to get awayfrom him.
bulloney
(4,113 posts)I don't know what's uglier...his mind or his physical appearance.
I think the doctors accidentally threw out the baby and kept the placenta when he was born.