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Just for fun...when Romney loses, what will he do next? (Original Post) mojo2012 Sep 2012 OP
You have no faith in Premier or SCOTUS or voter id laws. They can win any election valerief Sep 2012 #1
I really do believe in the idea of a secret gov. of sorts. There is sooo RKP5637 Sep 2012 #58
Hole up in the Cayman Islands and sulk. yellowcanine Sep 2012 #2
Open a petting zoo in Oregon. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #3
He would hate Oregon. grasswire Sep 2012 #80
...there would be cute little baby goats... n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #81
Go on a mission to convert the heathen French to Mormonism. greatauntoftriplets Sep 2012 #4
Become the masked Mexican wrestler, Los Manos Fuertes. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #5
Well he hasn't worked for years malaise Sep 2012 #6
Roll around in his money, like Scrooge McDuck. nt Bigmack Sep 2012 #7
Visit his money and kiss each bill BlueToTheBone Sep 2012 #8
Host a TV cooking show where they prepare meals for over $50,000. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #9
Prepare for his 2016 campaign...... MzShellG Sep 2012 #10
Buy the Cayman Islands, extract all of the wealth and sell them off dirt cheap. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #11
Host a charity event for poor, hard-working Makers with Cognitive Dissonance. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #12
Maybe sucker him into being on Dancing With The Stars! LOL Wouldn't brewens Sep 2012 #13
Learn to operate a combine on a farm in Iowa. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #14
Ambassador to Israel? Faux pas Sep 2012 #15
File an amended tax return. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #16
Follow the teachings of Paul Ryan, Master Objectivist. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #17
Egg George Bush's house on Halloween with Dick Cheney. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #18
Experiment with making love to a man. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #19
Create a puppet show of a Passion play for kids. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #20
Buy one of the mountains Paul Ryan has climbed, have his likeness carved into it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #21
Claim he's been running for 2016 Nevernose Sep 2012 #22
Eat a dick n/t tufnel Sep 2012 #23
Run for Mormon Prophet Coyotl Sep 2012 #24
Sing a rap song with Kanye. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #25
Claim the election was a fraud and he really won. hollysmom Sep 2012 #26
Write a book called, "I'm Not Awkward, I'm Awkward." n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #27
Get a faux hawk. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #28
Train for a sub- 3 hour marathon. mysuzuki2 Sep 2012 #29
Be caught on secret video making armpit fart sounds in church. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #30
Pay an old Gypsie woman to curse MSNBC. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #31
Nothing. I said nothing! Just leave me alone! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #32
Ship more jobs out of America jsr Sep 2012 #33
Bathe in the blood of poor village virgins. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #34
- IDemo Sep 2012 #35
Reveal that he is a cat horder in a tearful televised confession. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #36
Amend his 2011 tax return MiniMe Sep 2012 #37
+1 treestar Sep 2012 #75
Make a damn fine cup of coffee. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #38
Create a powerful new vacuum cleaner with an attachment that hides your wealth from the IRS. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #39
One word: parasailing! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #40
Play Thurston Howell III on the new Gilligan's Island remake n/t doc03 Sep 2012 #41
He has not lost yet. Golden Raisin Sep 2012 #42
Discover a new species of vole while strip mining the Amazon. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #43
Join a yodeling flash mob in Albuquerque. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #44
He'll have some 'splain' to do TlalocW Sep 2012 #45
Promote public breast feeding outside of Utah. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #46
Make it rain, bitches! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #47
Discover that the U.S. has a military made of people, find them gauche. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #48
Fade away. Zax2me Sep 2012 #49
Retire to his secret golden sky castle and make the help repolish all of the diamonds. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #50
Study to become a dental assistant at DeVry. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #51
He will take one huge tax deduction. aandegoons Sep 2012 #52
Whistle Dixie, learn that it is a cliche. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #53
He's doing a leveraged buyout of Disneyland! tanyev Sep 2012 #54
Toy with the idea of vampirism, decide he's better off as-is. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #55
Fox news anchor just for kicks. n/t RKP5637 Sep 2012 #56
Get the whole world in his hands, have people sing about it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #57
Probably go on the public speaking circuit, maybe write a book about the campaign.... TheMightyFavog Sep 2012 #59
Giggle uncontrollably while finally riding in his limo through a car wash. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #60
Buy himself a very large trophy, force people to attend the award ceremony. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #61
Celebrity spokesman for Grecian Formula Freddie Sep 2012 #62
Fire People mainstreetonce Sep 2012 #63
Reinforce every stereotype attributed to white people abroad, believe it went well. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #64
And what will Paul Ryan do? Freddie Sep 2012 #65
Take up drinking. reformist2 Sep 2012 #66
Stay up all night ordering crap from QVC. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #67
Immenentize the eschaton. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #68
Anonymously tweet nasty things about Amanda Bynes. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #69
Buy an inflatable jump house the size of a football field and let no one jump on it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #70
Announce his candidacy for the USSC. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #71
Give away all of his money to the poor and needy of the world. porphyrian Sep 2012 #72
Dancing With The Stiffs lame54 Sep 2012 #73
He will become a high ranking official in the Obama administration otherone Sep 2012 #74
Amend his taxes. He won't be running for office " For Gosh sakes!" The Wielding Truth Sep 2012 #76
Romney can tell other people how to win their elections Laurajr Sep 2012 #77
Become a Somalian pirate. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #78
I always thought that George W's calling was armadillo herder. grasswire Sep 2012 #79
Find the real killers! XemaSab Sep 2012 #82
I didn't know he golfed. Chan790 Sep 2012 #86
Change his name to Gustavo and join the French Foreign Legion. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #83
Do the Hustle! Da da da dada dada da da... n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #84
Go visit his money in the Caymans LiberalEsto Sep 2012 #85
Hosting infomercials selling a boxed set of videos titled: MatthewStLouis Sep 2012 #87
Slip in the bathroom, hit his head and get the idea for the flux capacitor. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #88
Divorce Ann and move in with Paul. randome Sep 2012 #89
Go on the "motivational speaker" circuit TXDemoGal Sep 2012 #90
Blame Clinton. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #91

valerief

(53,235 posts)
1. You have no faith in Premier or SCOTUS or voter id laws. They can win any election
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:12 AM
Sep 2012

and nothing will happen. That is, if the PTB want it that way.

RKP5637

(67,031 posts)
58. I really do believe in the idea of a secret gov. of sorts. There is sooo
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:51 AM
Sep 2012

much money and power concentrated it's difficult for me to believe hidden shenanigans do not drive these elections. And sadly so many Americans are naive IMO falling for TV propaganda. DU is a special group of people IMO, but when one goes out across the land, I have a hunch many do not know what's going on other than what Fox News told them, TV propaganda ads or their preacher.


yellowcanine

(35,692 posts)
2. Hole up in the Cayman Islands and sulk.
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:12 AM
Sep 2012

That is the kind of thing the filthy rich do when they don't get their way.

MzShellG

(1,047 posts)
10. Prepare for his 2016 campaign......
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:17 AM
Sep 2012

He's determined to be POTUS even though he has no vision of what direction he wants to take the country in. Rmoney just says whatever he thinks it will take to win. He's just an overly ambitious political opportunist.

Nevernose

(13,081 posts)
22. Claim he's been running for 2016
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:37 AM
Sep 2012

And them claim that the entire 2012 campaign was something the media took out of context.

MiniMe

(21,676 posts)
37. Amend his 2011 tax return
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:55 AM
Sep 2012

To claim the charitable deductions that he didn't take when he cooked the tax return numbers

Golden Raisin

(4,599 posts)
42. He has not lost yet.
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:22 AM
Sep 2012

Remember Bush/Gore and our helpful buddies on the Supreme Court. Don't count your chickens........etc.

aandegoons

(473 posts)
52. He will take one huge tax deduction.
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:46 AM
Sep 2012

And go back to being one of the 47%.

I bet it is really bothering him that he has to pretend to like America and pay a little tax.

Freddie

(9,231 posts)
65. And what will Paul Ryan do?
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:22 PM
Sep 2012

History has not been kind to running mates on the losing ticket, except for FDR (running mate to the guy who ran against Harding in 1920 I think)

otherone

(973 posts)
74. He will become a high ranking official in the Obama administration
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:59 PM
Sep 2012

Obama will reach out to him in an effort to heal..

grasswire

(50,130 posts)
79. I always thought that George W's calling was armadillo herder.
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:12 PM
Sep 2012

I haven't thought much about Rom.

He might make a good hack on a shopping network.

MatthewStLouis

(904 posts)
87. Hosting infomercials selling a boxed set of videos titled:
Sat Sep 22, 2012, 06:43 PM
Sep 2012

"Mitt Romney's Guide to Tax Cheats, Tax Dodges, and Off-Shore Tax Havens for Smug Multimillionaires."

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