Biden should create a zinger for the debates

[Solomon]

Something deadly - something more effective than Reagan's "there you go again."

What do you think a good zinger would be against Trump?

[soothsayer]

1. Person. Woman. Man. President. Impeached.

[Le Roi de Pot]

22. Lol

That will be memorable

[lpbk2713]

2. "Go fuck yourself asshole."

Well ... that's what America will be thinking.

[Solomon]

4. Lol.

[NCDem47]

3. I hope Biden's debate team puts him through fire, because

Trump will go looooooow and cruel. Even Beau will not be off limits to Trump. Biden will keep his composure, but He needs a whopper of a comeback relating to any of Trump’s kids.

[unblock]

5. "enough!" "we've had enough!"

it sounds better in spanish: "basta!"

he can work it into many situations.

we've had enough of the lies
we've had enough of the corruption
we've had enough of the division
we've had enough of the insults
we've had enough of the lack of compassion
we've had enough of the destruction

we've had enough!

enough!

[SpaceNeedle]

28. "Basta" will energize the Latinx vote too

provided he can pronounce it with a soft T and not like pasta.

[we can do it]

6. Are you still alive?

[gulliver]

7. Biden's gonna have a hard time choosing from all the zingers available.

And I don't want to post any ideas. Biden, Harris, and team will think of great ones.

[NCDem47]

8. Agree.

Trump will say things right and left that will tee up Hard burns from Biden.

[malaise]

9. He has it already

malarkey!

[Solomon]

17. I like that.

[KentuckyWoman]

21. +1

It is going to hard to beat "please proceed".

[malaise]

25. Well he could say as Barack used to say and then add malarkey

[KentuckyWoman]

26. Even if Biden limits "malarkey" to every 4th lie

Those doing shots are going to need an ER.

[malaise]

27. ROFL

[The Wizard]

10. If my hearing isn't failing

There he goes again. Add that to the 20,000 documented lies.

[Drunken Irishman]

11. "Fuck you and that fucking parasite family of yours."

[Solomon]

18. Cracking me up.

[SlogginThroughIt]

12. He just needs to say at some point

He just needs to at some point say “Look this guy has no clue what he is talking about. He has no clue what he is doing. And he has no idea how to govern”.....


That will spin him up like a top.

[Miigwech]

13. Not really a zinger but

Tell trumpy ...."pssst, hey don, flying a little low there."

[essaynnc]

14. I have a couple...

Well Donald, there is lie # 20,002......

Do you realize that the entire world hates you?

You, christian?? Bwahh!!!!!!

Ok, small hands, I got a problem with the lie you just told.....

Donald, tell me, what's your vision for the next 4 years? oh, you dont have one??? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you! here's ours:.....

Donald, how come your magats still follow you when it's against their best interest? ah, cause you all hate people different than you!

you know Donald, the presidency can't protect you against state crimes....

hey Donald, I thought republicans stood for good fiscal management? that's quite a debt you've racked up there, how many trillion ???

well Donald, that's lie # 20,002....

where's that healthcare bill you promised? or the infrastructure, or the tariffs or [insert broken promise here].

have we collected on that wall from Mexico yet??? oh, you've only built 5 new miles???

whoopsie, that's lie 20,003, donald...lol!



I think they write themselves!

[Lock him up.]

29. "[insert broken promise here]"

your tax returns you said 4 years ago you'll be glad to release as soon as they won't be under audit, which everyone knows is not a valid excuse to not release them? And by the way, audits don't take 4 years to conclude...

RICO the MASSIVELY-DEADLY tRump MOB
Over 180,000 confirmed INNOCENT VICTIMS for POLITICAL gain!

[kentuck]

15. "Except for the small incident, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

[LuckyCharms]

16. VP Biden should bring a few different red and blue ties with him.

Then, one of Biden's aides should scope out what tie Trump will be wearing at the podium.

Then Biden should choose one of the ties that he brought with him that is the exact same color as Trump's tie.

Biden should then put on the tie, only tie it in a manner that it hangs about a foot and a half longer than Trump's most certainly already too long tie.

Then when they come out and shake hands, Biden should point at the bottom of Trump's tie, and then point at the bottom of his own. Then Biden should shake his head at Trump in disappointment and disgust. Biden should then laugh and flash his brilliant smile, indicate that he was just kidding, laugh, and slap Trump on the back and give him a quick neck rub in a show of dominance, while laughing in a good natured manner.

This would fuck Trump up so bad, he would be useless...even more useless than he always is. Hard to recover from that kind of mocking.

[Iterate]

19. "C'mon man, even Fred would be ashamed."

And I hope "mashed potatoes" can be mentioned at every turn. Frankly, anything that might blow out his Depends works for me. Thinking about after the election, his cult won't give him up unless they see him as decrepit or boring.

[JI7]

24. No, don't bring up family unless it's someone that works in the white house

[Iterate]

31. The racist slumlord Klansman sculptor of that malformed cult leader

still haunts his idiot son, his whole remaining family, and certainly the whole nation. Trump has mentioned him often and his grand-daughter wrote about his cruelty. I see no reason to leave him out of the narrative.

Besides, who do you think paid for the faked SAT test?

[JI7]

32. Biden is playing to the audience. Whatever he uses should be something the audience

gets easily like the Giuliani 9/11 line.

[meadowlander]

20. Just mime the puppet strings

[JI7]

23. Something similar to the Giuliani one about 9/11

Something that shows Trump for the joke he is and in an area that really hits his ego.

With Giuliani he made a joke of him by using the issue that Giuliani saw as his biggest strength.

[lame54]

30. "Just shut the fuck up you lying asshole".

[ChoppinBroccoli]

33. How Do You Think It Would Play If Biden Actually Challenged Him To A Fight?

Not in a, "got so mad that he lost his cool" kind of way, but for example, if Trump said something during the debates about him being old and feeble, if he just turned to him and said very icily, "If you think I'm old and feeble, maybe you'd like to step outside and settle this just the two of us." And MEANT it (you could tell by the look in his eye). I guarantee Trump would back right down if he thought it was about to happen. I've seen people stand up to him and him get wide-eyed and apologetic very quickly, so I know he's a pussy.

I guess my question is if it were done "artfully" enough, how do you think would it play among voters? Would it be seen as undignified and unpresidential by Biden, or would it lose Trump his "I like him because he's a tough guy" morons?

Either way, I hope Biden's debate preppers are loading him up with all sorts of good comebacks to Trump's insults. I also hope he doesn't get rattled when Trump starts interrupting him and talking over him.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

34. I Think He Could Score Huge Points With "America, Aren't You TIRED Of This?"

He could make it a running theme. Even keep coming back to it during his closing remarks. Something like, "Aren't you TIRED of constantly being embarrassed by your leader? Aren't you TIRED of an economy that doesn't work for you? Aren't you TIRED of a President who's too busy tweeting to do any work? Aren't you TIRED of a President who cozies up to dictators and alienates our friends? Aren't you TIRED of a President who demeans the office he holds by making up third grade nicknames for his "enemies"? Aren't you TIRED of X, Y, and Z? (insert litany of Trump's fuck-ups)

I think that could be effective, because one of the things I'm constantly asking MAGAts (rhetorically, of course, because they never answer) is, "Aren't you TIRED of constantly having to defend the stupid shit Trump says and does?"