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Sun Aug 30, 2020, 06:23 PM

 

10 Commandments that a repub will understand

The 10 Commandments have been around since 1,300 B.C. and it seems the repubs need a more modern, up to date version because they sure as hellfire are not following the original. I came up a few potentials, sorry Moses .... here goes, Anyone else care to make a fee suggestions?


. Thou shall not Hate
. Thou Shall Not Tweet Lies
. Thou Shall not Have Sex w/ Pool Boys, or watch

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Reply 10 Commandments that a repub will understand (Original post)
Miigwech Aug 2020 OP
agingdem Aug 2020 #1
Miigwech Aug 2020 #2
agingdem Aug 2020 #3
Miigwech Aug 2020 #6
Laelth Aug 2020 #4
Laelth Aug 2020 #5
0rganism Aug 2020 #7
Tribetime Aug 2020 #8

Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 06:39 PM

1. Thou shalt not covet they siliconed daughter



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Response to agingdem (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 06:45 PM

2. I just blew a beverage out my nostril by laughing

 

ouch. Hahah.

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Response to Miigwech (Reply #2)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 07:04 PM

3. Thou shalt not pay porn stars time-and-a-half

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Response to agingdem (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 07:21 PM

6. Now the other nostril!

 

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 07:11 PM

4. I am the Lord, thy bank account. You shall have no strange Gods before me.

This is the one that most Republicans understand and adhere to most fervently.

-Laelth

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 10:04 AM

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ...

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Nevermind. Republicans will never understand this one.

-Laelth

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 07:31 PM

7. thou shalt not hide thine crimes behind perpetual NDAs for it insults the Lord's intelligence

although i'm starting to doubt the "a Republican would understand" bit

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 07:52 PM

8. Thou shall marry a trophy wife to make up

For their shortcomings

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