Profiles in Perfidy, XXXVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "You're right, Laura. . . . I'm not seriously comparing shooting a man seven times in the back to missing a three-foot putt. . . . I would never do that! . . . Golf means too much to me."
"We know now that a rich liberal donor has bought up all the plane and bus tickets heading to all the major areas of unrest, and he's bought them all black outfits and bats and brick, and you wouldn't believe all what else. . . . It's all going to come out in the news next week, I hear."