Da plane! Da plane! Sorry DU folks the trip is cancelled

[underpants]

I know we were all excited about dressing up in our black head-to-foot battle garb and using that rich benefactor money to fly commercial to our big attack. Did we decide on Walgreens or was it a gas station, I forgot. Trump outed is in the interview and now the whole plan has to be scrubbed. We’ll check with our super rich friend to see if there’s some other way to possibly transport ourselves maybe with less visibility.

It’ll be great how ever it works out. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

In the meantime, plan B is still an option. We all become poor and get low income housing in the ‘burbs. We’ll see what Corey Booker says.

Also, remember - DON’T DO THIS ⬇️ It will really freak them out (and they are getting trigger happy)

[dmr]

1. I am sooo disappointed.

[lastlib]

2. Man, I needed that paycheck from George, too!

I can't catch a break..... Well, if you hear of any re-scheduling, let me know--I like to earn my keep!

(Where ARE all the white women, anyway?? Been asking that ? for forty years....)

[Dennis Donovan]

3. Our pilot is ready... and rather intense:

[underpants]

12. He knows

It’s never over until WE SAY IT IS!

[bluecollar2]

4. Good. I was feeling a little rushed...

Short notice. My decoder ring battery is low and I'm at least two weeks behind on my war on christmas preparations.

That, coupled with the fact that my check from Soros hasn't arrived yet is really making life difficult right now.

Thanks for the heads up though.

[underpants]

7. Ixnay on the war talk

I think this years plan is a winner. We start hitting them now when they are focused on the pumpkin spice plus, as luck would have it, you know who dropped the ball and ran away from it in February/March so we now have massive death and unemployment. Turns out the war on Christmas was THEM after all.

[bluecollar2]

18. How do I know that?

You might be Agent Mike...

[underpants]

19. Good point

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. RE: Our checks from Soros...

Sign up for direct deposit. Works like a charm.

But be sure to specify that you want it in USD. I forgot to check the appropriate box, and my first deposit was made in zlotys. Freaked my bank out altogether.

[bluecollar2]

17. Thanks for the tip

I'll set that up as soon as I get back from the tattoo parlor in Boise.

[TheOther95Percent]

5. Trump is not well

We decided to embark from the BP station near the psychiatric center. On a serious note, Trump is not well. A small number of post-stroke patients experience hallucinations and delusions. Note the muscle weakness on Trump's right side, his slurred speech and balance issues. All of this indicate he has had some type of stroke.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. I have no idea if he recently had a stroke or not,

but he has long been delusional and simply makes things up.

[Brother Buzz]

8. But, but I just scored a shit-load of Hot Pockets and Slim Jims and was ready to roll

[underpants]

9. Yer tellin' me!

I loaded up on hand warmers because I was sure we were going to Idaho. Now I guess I just have to wait and enjoy them when the Hallmark Christmas movies start again.

[GulfCoast66]

15. You must have missed the email.

After Biden is elected cancelling Christmas is first on our new agenda.

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. There's always the Undercover Antifa Buses - they'll never stop them

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article243505996.html



https://www.kdrv.com/content/news/571133802.html

[underpants]

11. I remember reading the second story

Frightening

[unitedwethrive]

13. Certainly we couldn't all decide to wear something other than black...

because that would be too obvious.

[DashOneBravo]

16. LOL