Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a withering critique of his own voters, Donald J. Trump on Thursday blasted supporters who plan to vote for him only once.

Speaking to reporters, Trump called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him “disgracefully low-energy,” claiming that they are “like Jeb Bush and Sleepy Joe put together.”

“I like supporters who have stamina,” he said. “Stamina means you keep voting for me until someone tells you to stop.”

He said that voters should vote for him once by mail, again in person, and “maybe even more than that.”

“Let’s say you vote in person,” he said. “Go away, put a mustache or wig on, and try to vote again.”

Asked about the legality of Trump’s suggestions, Attorney General Bill Barr said, “As Attorney General, I try to stay out of things involving laws.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-blasts-supporters-who-plan-to-vote-for-him-only-once

[samsingh]

1. seems trump hates his supporters and his country

tells them not to wear masks, put bleach into their veins so they can die of covid

those that survive can then be put in jail for voter fraud.

[dubyadiprecession]

2. Later of course, he will claim that he's joking.

The sad thing for trump is, his jokes are never funny.

[Kaleva]

3. Lol!

[The Magistrate]

4. It's Getting Damned Hard To Tell, Sir

This one might prove to be ripped from next week's headlines....