Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a decision that surprised many political insiders, Donald J. Trump has agreed to be interviewed for a new book by Joe Biden.
According to Biden, the book will be an in-depth examination of the Trump Presidency, with special emphasis on his handling of the coronavirus pandemic and his comments about the military.
Trump said that, when Biden approached him about the book project, I moved on it very strongly.
This is a fantastic opportunity for me, quite frankly, Trump said. Its going to be a major book, and I think Joe is going to make me look really good in it.
Asked about the logistics of the interview, Trump said, Joe told me to call him up late at night and just start rambling. This is the kind of thing Im really, really good at, because Im very smart.
Bidens book, titled Dont Vote for Donald Trump, is set to go on sale a week before the election.
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