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You're not going to believe this comment from Mitt Romney!!! (Original Post) Playinghardball Sep 2012 OP
LOLOLOL!!!!!! my boyfriend asked me that exact same thing!! pnwest Sep 2012 #1
Borowitz Report then? Kber Sep 2012 #2
Just keep talking Mitt BanzaiBonnie Sep 2012 #3
Unfortunately, I do belive he said it liberal N proud Sep 2012 #4
When I read the headline I thought it was a joke! NotThisTime Sep 2012 #8
Oh yes I will. obxhead Sep 2012 #5
And Why Don't Submarines Have Screen Doors? USMCMustang Sep 2012 #6
Off topic Liberalynn Sep 2012 #7
It's tempting to blame his wealth for his naïveté Blue Idaho Sep 2012 #9
Old people not being at the mercy of private insurance companies. It's a real problem... JohnnyChill Sep 2012 #10
You're right. I didn't believe it. Until I read the L.A. Times interview. (link) trof Sep 2012 #11
And the GOPper base Iliyah Sep 2012 #12
well everyone knows sealed windows in an airplane are a liberal plot to transform this country leftyohiolib Sep 2012 #13
Apparently Romney never saw "Snakes on a Plane" jmowreader Sep 2012 #14
Well I was hoping it was the Onion. zeemike Sep 2012 #15
But if the windows don't roll down existentialist Sep 2012 #16
Rush Limbaugh on plane Vietnameravet Sep 2012 #17
Holy Shit Aerows Sep 2012 #18
Playinghardball Diclotican Sep 2012 #19
Someone should start compiling a list of Romneyisms. City Lights Sep 2012 #20
Obama asking about the Onion ... aggiesal Sep 2012 #21
Mitt thinks he can buy the presidency felix_numinous Sep 2012 #22

liberal N proud

(60,332 posts)
4. Unfortunately, I do belive he said it
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:43 PM
Sep 2012

You can't tell anymore what he actually says and what is satire.

Here is a thread that was pretty funny on it over the weekend: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021403170

Blue Idaho

(5,036 posts)
9. It's tempting to blame his wealth for his naïveté
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:34 PM
Sep 2012

In fact he's just one colossally dumb fucker. So stupid he thinks being born on third base is the same as hitting a triple.

JohnnyChill

(32 posts)
10. Old people not being at the mercy of private insurance companies. It's a real problem...
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:37 PM
Sep 2012

It's all making sense now. He strapped the dog to the roof of his car because he thought the air was better up there.

 

leftyohiolib

(5,917 posts)
13. well everyone knows sealed windows in an airplane are a liberal plot to transform this country
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:54 PM
Sep 2012

into the nanny state

jmowreader

(50,528 posts)
14. Apparently Romney never saw "Snakes on a Plane"
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:55 PM
Sep 2012

All together now: What happened after Samuel L. Jackson decided he'd had it with the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane and shot out two windows? Why, EVERYTHING that wasn't tied down got sucked out two foot-square holes in the side!

And right about now, I have had it with this motherfucking idiot on the motherfucking campaign.

zeemike

(18,998 posts)
15. Well I was hoping it was the Onion.
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 06:04 PM
Sep 2012

This guy is one stolen election away from the presidency...that is scary.

existentialist

(2,190 posts)
16. But if the windows don't roll down
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 06:05 PM
Sep 2012

then how is he going to put a dog on top of the plane?


I know, that's horribly unfair, but I'm not feeling very charitable concerning Mr. Romney.

Shame on me.

 

Vietnameravet

(1,085 posts)
17. Rush Limbaugh on plane
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 06:08 PM
Sep 2012

Rush was on a plane and someone found a dollar bill...Rush suggested they throw it out the window and make one person happy..Someone else suggested they throw Rush out the window and make everybody happy!

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
18. Holy Shit
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 06:16 PM
Sep 2012

"I'm Mitt Romney, and I don't understand physics, chemistry or basic mountain-climbing."

Ask your running mate, he supposedly climbed 46 out of the 48 mountains in Colorado while he was a Senator. Yet none of the verified climbers could validate that such a thing could happen. The asked how he could do it without dedicating his life to it

He can do it in his mind, as can you, because you are both full of shit. That is where you are most comfortable. Being a puffed up, arrogant, FALSE, bully that is handsome.

You are handsome up until someone tells me about your past, putting a dog up on the roof, cutting a young man's hair, and pulling people over because you want to impersonate the authority of a police officer, without ever having the danger.

Diclotican

(5,095 posts)
19. Playinghardball
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 07:02 PM
Sep 2012

Playinghardball

wow, I say just wow... Im not rich, Im not famous - and I have no interest in beeing the american president (I cant, Im not living in the US, and are not born there either).. But I do know that it is a reason windows is sealed on an airplane...

How stupid is this man really?

Diclotican

aggiesal

(8,907 posts)
21. Obama asking about the Onion ...
Mon Sep 24, 2012, 07:42 PM
Sep 2012

raises his coolness number by a factor of 10!

I'll be willing to bet that RMoney has no idea about The Onion!
Definitely his wife Ann would be clueless.

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