Republican Party changes mascots.

[Funtatlaguy]

No longer are they Elephants.
They are now Hippos 🦛.
Because they are the Hippo-Crats.

[BainsBane]

1. They've never been good enough

to have a majestic animal like an elephant as their mascot.

[regnaD kciN]

2. I remember the old joke...

...about how the Republicans were changing their mascot from an elephant to a condom. They decided the condom was more appropriate because condoms:

– Stand for inflation.
– Halt production.
– Protect a bunch of pricks.
– Give one a false sense of security while one is getting screwed.

[lunatica]

3. A pile of shit should be their mascot

That a a few flies buzzing around it.