Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards?

[iandhr]

"Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards? We need to know if he played well with others. Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone? I certainly hope not, cause that would be socialism."

-- Stephen Colbert

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/382941/april-27-2011/america-needs-to-see-obama-s-report-cards?xrs=synd_facebook

[treestar]

1. We know how Indonesians can be!

Where's the visa you got in on, eh, Barack?

[HereSince1628]

2. You do know that he spent 1 thru-4th grade in Indonesia right?

I mean, this is funny, but it also fringes to some extent on the birther thing.

If we do this, we are setting up for the need of a long form report card.

[BumRushDaShow]

3. He must be evaluated on his "Good Citizenship" too!

That's what I say!

[Angry Dragon]

4. Willard will not release his ......... because we already know he does not play well with others

[HughBeaumont]

5. We laugh, but Birfers/schoolers/healthers are never asleep or taken out to the shed . . .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021020818