The debate drinking game -- add your own rules

[Earthshine2]

Pour yourself a cup of your favorite beer, wine, or whatever. Have your next cup handy – things can get going fast. (Feel free to substitute the term “hit” for “sip” and “blunt” for “cup”.)

These rules are just a starter set. Add your own rules in the comments section.

1 sip
Trump says "Believe me"
Trump mentions "Hunter Biden"
Trump spontaneously sniffles
Trump says “Open the schools”
Trump says “Sleepy Joe”
Trump says “Fake news”
Trump mentions “Antifa”
Trump says “Biden is beholden to leftist extremists (or socialists)”
Trump interrupts Biden on Biden’s time
Biden mentions "Trump's taxes" or “Trump’s debt”
Biden says the words “unfit for office”

Anyone says “$750” in any sentence
Anyone mentions the name “Putin”
Anyone mentions the phrase “Black Lives Matter”

2 sips
Trump claims to be religious
Trump uses the words “testing” and “cases” in a single sentence
Trump accuses Biden of being on drugs
Trump slurs two words in a single sentence
Trump mentions “Crazy Nancy” or “Crying Chuck”
Trump says he saved millions of lives from COVID with his quick response
Trump says he pays millions of dollars in taxes (in the present tense)
Trump talks more than 30 seconds passed his time
Trump argues with Chris Wallace for more than 20 seconds
Biden talks more than 10 seconds passed his time
Biden says “That’s a lie” (must be the exact word “lie”)
Biden interrupts Trump on Trump’s time
Wallace says “That’s not true”

Drink half a cup
Trump slurs more than three words in a single sentence
Biden calls Trump a liar (must be the exact word “liar”)
Biden makes a significant gaffe

Drink whole cup
Trump invades Biden’s physical space
White chunks of Adderall fly out of Trump’s nose
Trump challenges Biden to fisticuffs

Drink six pack
Biden accepts challenge

[griffi94]

1. Two sips

Every time Trump whines about something being unfair to him.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. Following this or the OP's suggestions, we'd all be blacked-out drunk and facing alcohol poisioning!

[griffi94]

14. You drive a hard bargain sir.

But, given the choice of alcohol poisoning or listening to
Trump whine for an hour...........I'm gonna have to go with the alcohol poisoning.

[jmowreader]

2. Please reduce the number of things to drink for by half

You'll wind up killing people through one of two things: alcohol poisoning or hypernatremia.

[Lars39]

3. We need our side to get to the polls, not die of alcohol poisoning!

[redstatebluegirl]

4. Wow a person could get wasted in the first 3 minutes.

[Earthshine2]

7. Take *small* sips -- burn slowly the candle of life. nt

[redstatebluegirl]

19. The problem is the more angry I get the faster I drink.

[asiliveandbreathe]

5. Wallace says "That's not true"..I'll drink to that, and I don't drink..

Thanks for this Earthshine2...

[Earthshine2]

6. I hope Wallace is willing to call Trump out -- but, word is no fact checking! nt

[asiliveandbreathe]

8. I heard that too..here is a DU link to live fact check..thanks to Nevilledog..

https://democraticunderground.com/100214158099

[struggle4progress]

9. When Trump opens his mouth, grab an ice-filled glass and take the fifth,

the whole fifth, and nothing but the fifth

[brewens]

10. Yer gonna need a bigger jug! Get a Jack Daniels barrel at Costco maybe. n/t

[Faux pas]

11. I'll

be "hitting" and not watching.

[Earthshine2]

12. I'll bite. Why wouldn't you want to watch? Tonight, politics is a spectator sport ...

and this is the heavyweight championship.

[BeckyDem]

15. Trump will say fake news a lot.It's why I can't play a drinking game. I could end up in the ER.

[Snake Plissken]

16. trump is good for at least five ... "Like nobody has ever seen before"

[Earthshine2]

18. One sip for each "Like nobody has ever seen before" nt

[cwydro]

17. The sniffles alone would put most of us on the ground lol.

I just can’t watch because I despise him so, but I’ll lift a glass to all of you who do!