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Aristus

(66,310 posts)
Wed Sep 30, 2020, 12:25 AM Sep 2020

Caligula declared war on the god Neptune.

According to Suetonius in his The Lives Of The Caesars.

Caligula was angry with Neptune, for reasons I won't go into but are suitably unhinged.

Caligula marched his legions to the shore at the English Channel, and told them to charge. He ordered them to cast their spears into the waves, and slash at the breakers with their swords.

Once he decided Neptune had been punished enough, he ordered his legionaries to plunder and loot King Neptune. The plunder was seashells the Roman soldiers collected in their helmets.

Suetonius wrote sadly about how the proud Roman legions had been reduced to clowning for a madman.

Modern historians have asserted that this story was an exaggeration, or an outright fabrication on the part of Suetonius.

But I believe there may be a great deal of truth to it...

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Caligula declared war on the god Neptune. (Original Post) Aristus Sep 2020 OP
I remember that scene from "I, Claudius" CatWoman Sep 2020 #1
those that don't learn from history dweller Sep 2020 #2
Trump will eventually become an historical artifact... jimlup Sep 2020 #3
50 years from now, when I am Trump's age, (I am almost exactly 50 years younger than him) Celerity Sep 2020 #4
It will be close but jimlup Sep 2020 #5

jimlup

(7,968 posts)
3. Trump will eventually become an historical artifact...
Wed Sep 30, 2020, 12:49 AM
Sep 2020

how fucking long until then!!!?????????????????

Celerity

(43,285 posts)
4. 50 years from now, when I am Trump's age, (I am almost exactly 50 years younger than him)
Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:04 AM
Sep 2020

I truly hope he is spoken of with the same hate and disdain as Hitler is.


jimlup

(7,968 posts)
5. It will be close but
Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:05 AM
Sep 2020

hopefully we can stop him before he kills 6 milliion. Maybe not. God help us!

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