Old but still good...."David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Mitt Romney Begins Conversations With Teens"

[Logical]

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Mitt Romney Begins Conversations With Teens"

10. "How's puberty going?"
9. "Where do you summer?"
8. "Do you fellows play sportball?"
7. "Nice shirt - you know, my friend owns the Gap"
6. "You teens are just the right height"
5. "Check out my sick Windsor knot"
4. "Would you like to see my dancing horse?"
3. "Raise the roof if your municipal bonds have reached maturity"
2. Just like this: (video of Mitt saying "Who let the dogs out?&quot
1. "Didn't I fire your father?"

The man has no personality at all!

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Thanks for the laughs. K&R!

[flygal]

2. Those are all good!

[Initech]

3. Sportball...

[GOTV]

4. That's my fave!

[Jennicut]

5. This is sadly not that far off from Mitt's real personality.

Watch Mitt Romney and the Infinite Sadness and see Mitt's personality in action:

Or this classic from Huff Post:

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He puts down the cookies at a picnic, so awkward.

[porphyrian]

6. . n/t