Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:36 AM
skip fox (19,101 posts)
"There's no fly in my soup!" . . . Please come CAPTION Vice President Mike Pence!!!
Vice President and part-time manikin Mike Pence is thinking: "Who says there's a fly on my hair. . . I don't feel a thing. . . . In fact I haven't felt anything from my neck up for over four decades."
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 "There's no fly in my soup!" . . . Please come CAPTION Vice President Mike Pence!!! (Original post) |
skip fox | Oct 2020 | OP |
| underpants | Oct 2020 | #1 | |
| underpants | Oct 2020 | #2 | |
| underpants | Oct 2020 | #3 | |
| Hela | Oct 2020 | #4 | |
| malaise | Oct 2020 | #5 | |
| abqtommy | Oct 2020 | #6 | |
| skip fox | Oct 2020 | #7 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:50 AM
underpants (174,506 posts)
1. Yes, you really appreciate my hair. I can see it on your face. Well I've started a new shampoo
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:51 AM
underpants (174,506 posts)
2. What, it's my fly. Of course it going to take longer than it should. That's the whole strategy
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:53 AM
underpants (174,506 posts)
3. (Moderate mouths something) Pence processes..."fly"? Discretely checks his zipper
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:03 AM
Hela (351 posts)
4. There's a reason he calls her "Mother."
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"They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.'"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:06 AM
malaise (252,706 posts)
5. How did Obama kill that one?
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:16 AM
abqtommy (14,118 posts)
6. Parapharase on an old joke...
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Mike: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Looks like the backstroke. In my memory that goes back at least as far as the Marx Brothers!  |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:55 AM
skip fox (19,101 posts)
7. M.P. continues thinking:
