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Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:36 AM

"There's no fly in my soup!" . . . Please come CAPTION Vice President Mike Pence!!!



Vice President and part-time manikin Mike Pence is thinking: "Who says there's a fly on my hair. . . I don't feel a thing. . . . In fact I haven't felt anything from my neck up for over four decades."

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Reply "There's no fly in my soup!" . . . Please come CAPTION Vice President Mike Pence!!! (Original post)
skip fox Oct 2020 OP
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underpants Oct 2020 #2
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Hela Oct 2020 #4
malaise Oct 2020 #5
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skip fox Oct 2020 #7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:50 AM

1. Yes, you really appreciate my hair. I can see it on your face. Well I've started a new shampoo

Treatment. Orange and berries. Very fruitful huh?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:51 AM

2. What, it's my fly. Of course it going to take longer than it should. That's the whole strategy

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:53 AM

3. (Moderate mouths something) Pence processes..."fly"? Discretely checks his zipper

Oh I hope Mother doesn’t find out I did this sitting near these two women.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:03 AM

4. There's a reason he calls her "Mother."

"They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.'"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:06 AM

5. How did Obama kill that one?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:16 AM

6. Parapharase on an old joke...

Mike: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

Waiter: Looks like the backstroke.

In my memory that goes back at least as far as the Marx Brothers!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 10:55 AM

7. M.P. continues thinking:

"My boyhood hero was in manikin in a suit in the Sears widow downtown. . . . He wouldn't even think of swatting the fly. . . . Why should I?"

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