Senior citizen cleared of drug charges.....

[MindMover]

Alberta Kelly, 67 of Uniontown, PA was acquitted of drug possession and manufacture charges after she told a jury that she didn't know the 4 foot tall weeds growing next to her tomatoe plants were marijuana plants and that she had planted what a bearded stranger in a pointy hat told her were flower seeds...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/pa-grandmother-cleared-of-growing-pot-after-saying-she-was-duped-bearded-strangers-seeds/2012/01/06/gIQAUbPieP_story.html

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1. Bearded stranger in a pointy hat...

Gandalf?

[Warren DeMontague]

2. THANK GOD THE POLICE WERE ON THE CASE, THOUGH!

Obviously, it just means that the SWAT teams and highly equipped anti-drug professionals in PA need more $$$$$$$$ high priced $$$$ equipment $$$$ and $$$$ manpower $$$$$$$$$ so that they can continue the valiant struggle against pot growing grannies and dudes in smurf hats.