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Shermann

(7,358 posts)
Sat Oct 10, 2020, 06:22 PM Oct 2020

Trump's "sarcastic" comments about injecting bleach

If this comes up again, this is what Biden or Harris' response SHOULD be:

"Mr. President, I listened to your supposedly sarcastic comments about injecting bleach during the coronavirus task force meeting. I have to say that as a stand-up comedian, your routine SUCKS. I think you should quit trying to be the Comedian in Chief and give the role of leader of the nation's coronavirus response the gravity it deserves. Do the damn job!"

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Trump's "sarcastic" comments about injecting bleach (Original Post) Shermann Oct 2020 OP
But do stick that flashlight up your ass. TreasonousBastard Oct 2020 #1
In Dr. tRUMP's mind, that needs to be a Lightsaber... WyattKansas Oct 2020 #4
Nah, but you have a good germ of an idea Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2020 #2
More like "stuptastic" bullimiami Oct 2020 #3
"I don't kid" Awsi Dooger Oct 2020 #5
That's a quote-mining type response ala Pence Shermann Oct 2020 #6

WyattKansas

(1,648 posts)
4. In Dr. tRUMP's mind, that needs to be a Lightsaber...
Sat Oct 10, 2020, 07:43 PM
Oct 2020

That way it actually puts the sunlight directly in the body with all that science stuff that makes it up or you can just filet yourself open to get the sunlight in there to knock out the virus germs and immune you.

When do we get to see Dr. tRUMP demonstrate his genius talent at understanding the virus by doing this to himself, since he is infected and has become the tRUMP Super Spreader Virus Cooties now?

Bernardo de La Paz

(48,789 posts)
2. Nah, but you have a good germ of an idea
Sat Oct 10, 2020, 06:26 PM
Oct 2020

Wait for tRump to do one of his parody attempts at comedy, like mimic his own idea of a disabled person or one of his endless weak jokes.

Then hit with " I think you should quit trying to be the Comedian in Chief and give the role of leader of the nation's {coronavirus response / insert topic} the gravity it deserves. Do the job, if you can after 3 and a half years."

Like this attempt at a comedy routine with a serious government announcement:




https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14263652

Shermann

(7,358 posts)
6. That's a quote-mining type response ala Pence
Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:23 AM
Oct 2020

Pence is a big fan of playing gotcha journalist, apparently.

I think if Biden used the response that I laid out here, it would have been the line forever remembered from the debate. It is somewhat mocking, but doesn't cross the line and drives home a valid point.

These are admittedly hard to think of in real time, however.

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