People, please stop accusing Romney of eating babies.
Last edited Fri Sep 28, 2012, 07:13 PM - Edit history (1)
I know, there are all of the stories that suggest that he is a cannibal with a predilection for eating small children, but I assure you that these stories are most likely untrue. It is very difficult to make rational arguments against him, such as his demonstrated ineptitude at foreign policy in a time of global crisis, his lack of any coherent message on how he plans to do anything and his constant lying, when people keep saying things such as "Romney seen eating three babies in an Ohio hotel," or "Dear God! Romney ate my baby in broad daylight and tried to write me a check to stop my screaming!" This is a country of laws and Presidential candidates are very high profile; it is difficult for anything they do to go unnoticed by either law enforcement or someone with a camera. Since it is illegal to eat babies in America, I'm positive that Romney would have been arrested by now, had he committed such a crime. So, please, let's let cooler heads prevail and stop with what are surely baseless attacks.
Now, Paul Ryan I could see eating a fucking baby.
about a guy who used to cook babies with carrots and eat them. this is a little too much horror for a Friday morning.
so everyone can judge for themselves
if they want to, or not, if they don't, or both.
Have you stopped eating babies? Yes or no?
And where were the pictures?
Not asking for a link, just the name of the source to see how valid it is.
a colonized planet leads the people to continually cull babies and children who are not strong and clever enough to avoid getting culled. (Basically, it's Social Darwinism carried to its most extreme conclusion.) But since food is scarce on that planet, especially edible sources of high quality protein, the people do not waste the babies and children that are culled.
Eating babies is not the main point of the novel--just part of the general background of the society on the planet, so you see such scenes as when a woman goes to market to buy pickled baby tongues and other delicacies for an engagement party. Or you hear a pair of brothers in the creche talking about how if they don't manage to get something right, they are "destined for the soup pot."
I know, it sounds incredibly creepy, but it is actually a very good novel.
There is this:
This kid must know something:
There's no way he'd do that. They'll come by and pick up his magic underwear for that.
Romney drinks nothing but Good Old Fashioned American Milk with his baby dinners.
with his greens. If Sarah had been there he could have tossed that baby into a word salad.
Maybe the question for him should be, "when did you stop eating babies?"
...that he wasn't digesting a baby.
in Europe many believed that Jews made our matzoh out of the blood of Christian babies. There was a lot of persecution coming from that:
Blood libel accusations against Jews-
In 1144 CE, an unfounded rumor began in eastern England, that Jews had kidnapped a Christian child, tied him to a cross, stabbed his head to simulate Jesus' crown of thorns, killed him, drained his body completely of blood, and mixed the blood into matzos (unleavened bread) at time of Passover. The rumor was started by a former Jew, Theobald, who had become a Christian monk. He said that Jewish representatives gathered each year in Narbonne, France. They decided in which city a Christian child would be sacrificed.
The boy involved in the year 1144 hoax became known as St. William of Norwich. Many people made pilgrimages to his tomb and claimed that miracles had resulted from appeals to St. William. The myth shows a complete lack of understanding of mainline Judaism. Aside from the prohibition of killing innocent persons, the Torah specifically forbids the drinking or eating of any form of blood in any quantity. However, reality never has had much of an impact on blood libel myths. This rumor lasted for many centuries; even today it has not completely disappeared. 1
Pope Innocent IV ordered a study in 1247 CE. His investigators found that the myth was a Christian invention used to justify persecution of the Jews. At least 4 other popes subsequently vindicated the Jews. However, the accusations, trials and executions continued. In 1817, Czar Alexander I of Russia declared that the blood libel was a myth. Even that did not stop the accusations against Jews in that country.
Neither Romney nor Ryan are Jewish, luckily.
Of course he wasn't going to eat it. Where's Ryan?
It appears to be Florida's Rick Scott! Wait, what is it that he's wearing...?
Nor is this any evidence that he is, in fact, part Orc.
Obama is a class act and he is running a campaign he can be proud of. Really selling the difference between his integrity and Romney's say-anything Etcha-Sketch BS.
That said, I have no idea what this thread is about.
It's a shame that some folks have to resort to baseless claims about Romney's infantocannibalism rather than simply promote the President's awesome traits.
Flip-Flopper probably had 100 babies for the tax deductions, but then once their bills (for food, clothing, etc) started coming due - down the hatch!
Did you know that Rush Limbaugh isn't a junkie pedophile?
Ah, the memories!
...and I'm sure his child molesting days are far behind him. Why would anyone accuse him of that?
so it's no longer an issue.
However, I am not convinced that he hasn't eaten a baby or two himself.
...maybe 'El Rushbo' looks so much like an overgrown baby because his predilection for tender, succulent baby meat has genetically altered his appearance!
More investigation must be done.
or that RMoney eats babies, I mean, in a political sense?
Or does he say
Please pass me one of those little wiggly pink things?
They tend to be stringy and not as filling.
*For those who are worried about me, it's OK, I don't eat babies.
Hikers in the woods, that was another thing, but I'm much better now.
I became possessed by a Wendigo a while back.
Luckily, I have him sealed away in a prison within myself, so I don't have to worry too much about him causing trouble anymore.
The Runic Seal I created to hold him is doing a fine job, I swear.
...there is still no real proof that Romney does this. There are only rumors.
A nice, long drive on the top of the car cured the tike of that behavior.
...but what they don't realize is that it was a test to make sure it was safe BEFORE he used it as punishment on his children. People want to paint him as a monster, and I think that's a distraction.
I so enjoy great off center satire. It's hard to do well and you did it perfectly!
Perhaps he has a good reason for eating babies.
What if Romney is eating babies to create jobs?
ps: yer avatar is making my eyes go wiggy..
...and I think Romney draws that line somewhere closer to mutual disrobing.
a body parts disposal company or abortion parts disposal company or something like that?
OMG, it's making sense now.
I mean, I don't know if Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s, I'm just a guy asking questions.
But I'll tell you this: there are a lot of folks out there sending me letters and asking me if Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s.
There's no evidence that he is a cannibal, either. I'm here to stop these baseless claims.
...but we know that it is standard in any limo.
...and they all appear to be hoaxes. Please, if you insist on sharing these pictures, post them yourself to this thread so that everyone may be the judge. Thank you.
Last edited Fri Sep 28, 2012, 01:30 PM - Edit history (1)
but the meat was discarded and Mitt never ate it, as far as he can recall, and unless there are some videos that surface to prove otherwise, you people had better accept that he is not a baby eater. So just Stop It.
...until it is proven, however, as baby-eating is a difficult charge.
Whew, now I can sleep at night, I really believed that rumor.
...did NOT go to Romney for eating.
I think the obvious answer is Chris Christy, so I don't want to go there.
However, the rumors about his bestiality with neighborhood pets have neither been proven nor disproven.
If Ryan would teach his young daughter how to kill and give her a rifle for Christmas at age 9 - I'd say he's capable of eating babies.
Have you ever seen him on a campaign bus not eating? Ever wonder why he has trouble talking about what it is or where he got it?
His tax returns should clear up much of this.
Surely, he was seasoning him for consumption.
If he followed the buttering with salt and pepper, you may have a case, though.
He was led astray by his top advisor at the time, Paula Deen.
I'd shop Romney's face onto Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.
GET IN MY BELLY!!!
We're trying to stop those rumors.
(...and someone else will Photoshop it soon, I'm sure.)
...about Romney eating babies.
Please, between running for president and having sex with underage boys, could he even have time for eating babies?
I'm just saying that we should stop spreading rumors about it until we have proof.
Last edited Fri Sep 28, 2012, 06:00 PM - Edit history (1)
Gives baby eaters a bad rap. Stop insulting baby eaters please!
...is for babies rather than of babies! Shame on you!
Now I'm just confused.
Paul Ryan however, so people say, will eat anything remotely human.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy went in my belly,
AND this little piggy I ate with jelly!
Last edited Sat Sep 29, 2012, 08:38 PM - Edit history (1)
We'd prefer to have our rubber duckies in a row before pushing this buggy too fast. We don't want to be infantile about it. Better to nurse the story quietly until all these reports are thoroughly investigated.
we may need a picture to go along with this meme. Do you remember the Iowa state fair when he was eating a corn dog.. Maybe insert a Baby onto the corn dog stick.. LOL.
OMG it is already in the google browser as I type it in.. LOL.. There's even pics of Mitt eating babies.
Pretty sure he's never been there, so that hypothesis is right out.
OK, I'm not getting the link to work, but you can look it up.
You don't need that in your brain, really. And Romney would never do such a thing, so people should stop accusing him of it.
I just want to present the truth, whether that includes Romney eating babies, Romney screwing small animals or Romney smoking meth and stealing pocket books from elderly women.
...by Romney's religion, or, at least, his wife.
(AKA Money Boo Boo) responded, "No. When that guy offered me a baby to eat, I turned him down flat. I said, 'I'm running for president, for Pete's sake! I can't be seen eating babies!!'"
It's enough that we've got Romney running around making dubious statements that may indicate that he eats babies, which I'm sure is utterly ridiculous, though circumstantial evidence continues to mount.
Every link below that is about baby eating.
That's ludicrous; republicans pay companies to destroy Democratic ballots for them.
I apologize for repeating it here, but it is important to know what is rumor and what is substantiated fact. It seems now that there is some talk about Jon Sununu always wearing a vibrating butt plug, whatever that is. Don't look it up. I'm sure that this is just another mean-spirited attack on an otherwise distinguished mentally handicapped racist gentleman. As usual, please help us prevent these rumors from being spread.
...suggest that he protects the lives of babies so that Romney may eat them without proof!
Romney doesn't eat the babies....he wants to convert them into good little Mormons. Ryan is pro-life because he wants to end Food Stamps and any other assistance to "the moochers" the "moochers" will eat the babies.
Even though it has no bearing on what Obama had for lunch, the fact, yes fact, that Rmoney eats children, dogs, and birds, as well as moms, pops, the poor, the middle class, the struggling companies, is important to point out that he does not have the kind of appetite we need in a president. And is should be exposed to the American people.
...but where is the proof?
If he were to actually eat babies, he would surely be in prison by now.
Satire plays no part in politics.
Serious business, ya know?