People, please stop accusing Romney of eating babies.

[porphyrian]

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I know, there are all of the stories that suggest that he is a cannibal with a predilection for eating small children, but I assure you that these stories are most likely untrue. It is very difficult to make rational arguments against him, such as his demonstrated ineptitude at foreign policy in a time of global crisis, his lack of any coherent message on how he plans to do anything and his constant lying, when people keep saying things such as "Romney seen eating three babies in an Ohio hotel," or "Dear God! Romney ate my baby in broad daylight and tried to write me a check to stop my screaming!" This is a country of laws and Presidential candidates are very high profile; it is difficult for anything they do to go unnoticed by either law enforcement or someone with a camera. Since it is illegal to eat babies in America, I'm positive that Romney would have been arrested by now, had he committed such a crime. So, please, let's let cooler heads prevail and stop with what are surely baseless attacks.

Now, Paul Ryan I could see eating a fucking baby.

[renie408]

1. The other white meat...

[porphyrian]

11. I don't think most people are ready to do studies on the nutritional value yet. n/t

[HarveyDarkey]

28. !!!

[porphyrian]

29. OK, maybe people are ready. n/t

[Voice for Peace]

41. my ex used to tell me a story

about a guy who used to cook babies with carrots and eat them. this is a little too much horror for a Friday morning.

[porphyrian]

49. That's why I'm trying to put an end to these nasty rumors. n/t

[Voice for Peace]

71. well I for one am glad it's being discussed out in the open

so everyone can judge for themselves
if they want to, or not, if they don't, or both.

[porphyrian]

72. People have a right to know and choose. n/t

[central scrutinizer]

157. simple yes/no question needs to be asked of Rmoney

Have you stopped eating babies? Yes or no?

[porphyrian]

167. "Are you hiding your tax returns because you claimed babies that you ate as exemptions?" n/t

[MFM008]

126. some asian countries do

Ive seen the pictures. More horrible than RMoneys poll numbers.

[Turborama]

159. Which ones?

And where were the pictures?

Not asking for a link, just the name of the source to see how valid it is.

[porphyrian]

170. Yes, we want to back our claims with hard evidence. n/t

[tblue37]

177. You should read the SF novel _Courtship Rites_. In it, the harshness of life on

a colonized planet leads the people to continually cull babies and children who are not strong and clever enough to avoid getting culled. (Basically, it's Social Darwinism carried to its most extreme conclusion.) But since food is scarce on that planet, especially edible sources of high quality protein, the people do not waste the babies and children that are culled.

Eating babies is not the main point of the novel--just part of the general background of the society on the planet, so you see such scenes as when a woman goes to market to buy pickled baby tongues and other delicacies for an engagement party. Or you hear a pair of brothers in the creche talking about how if they don't manage to get something right, they are "destined for the soup pot."

I know, it sounds incredibly creepy, but it is actually a very good novel.

[petronius]

179. Thanks for the suggestion! I've never read any Kingsbury that

I can recall; I'll check it out...

[liberal N proud]

2. Romney eats babies?

[porphyrian]

13. I'm sure all of these rumors are false. n/t

[liberal N proud]

23. I can't say that I have seen him eat babies, but then again...

There is this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xIXwU9hQNQs/T1rvMu0IN4I/AAAAAAAAACo/wNxMaDB_9tg/s1600/mit+eats+baby.jpg

And this:


This kid must know something:

[porphyrian]

25. Now that I'm looking at it more closely, I think that bottom picture is fake. n/t

[TrogL]

94. bravo

[porphyrian]

96. Don't get me started on "orbs..." n/t

[CrispyQ]

128. "And I hear that he's also a lousy tipper!"

[porphyrian]

187. Heh, heh. n/t

[Indpndnt]

137. OMG!! NO WAY!!

Willard is drinking a red wine with a baby dinner?! HEATHEN!!

[smirkymonkey]

147. Everyone knows that a fine Chablis goes best with babies. What an idiot!

[jmowreader]

190. He's drinking wine at all...

There's no way he'd do that. They'll come by and pick up his magic underwear for that.

Romney drinks nothing but Good Old Fashioned American Milk with his baby dinners.

[2pooped2pop]

208. that bottom picture shows him getting ready to toss him

with his greens. If Sarah had been there he could have tossed that baby into a word salad.

[gateley]

55. I don't know -- where there's smoke...

[porphyrian]

59. OK, OK, now we have to get into the tasting vs. eating debate... n/t

[cbdo2007]

3. He's never denied it....

Maybe the question for him should be, "when did you stop eating babies?"

[Curtland1015]

10. +1. I've personally never seen him in a photo where I didn't know FOR SURE...

...that he wasn't digesting a baby.

[porphyrian]

15. It's a distinct possibility, but I'm sure it isn't true. n/t

[porphyrian]

14. He does appear in very few pictures with a baby...

...and he seldom looks hungry.

[WinkyDink]

4. Jonathan Swift was first and best.

[porphyrian]

16. And he ate very few babies himself, I'm told. n/t

[JaneyVee]

5. I've seen it. He does eat babies.

[renie408]

7. Dude...that's just wrong.

[lunatica]

12. OMG

That's too much.

[porphyrian]

17. That's Photoshopped. His skin isn't orange enough. n/t

[CrispyQ]

131. OMFG!

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a DU graphic! I an't stop.

[H2O Man]

203. This ranks among

the greatest posts in DU's history.

[Kindly Refrain]

6. Of course he doesn't eat babies

Everybody knows he prefers puppies.

[porphyrian]

19. Thank you! A voice of reason. n/t

[tavalon]

34. Feeling pretty good this morning, aren't we?

LOL

[porphyrian]

45. I'm very concerned. n/t

[mucifer]

8. For a serious bit of education to some. The eating babies meme was used in the 12th century

in Europe many believed that Jews made our matzoh out of the blood of Christian babies. There was a lot of persecution coming from that:

Blood libel accusations against Jews-

In 1144 CE, an unfounded rumor began in eastern England, that Jews had kidnapped a Christian child, tied him to a cross, stabbed his head to simulate Jesus' crown of thorns, killed him, drained his body completely of blood, and mixed the blood into matzos (unleavened bread) at time of Passover. The rumor was started by a former Jew, Theobald, who had become a Christian monk. He said that Jewish representatives gathered each year in Narbonne, France. They decided in which city a Christian child would be sacrificed.

The boy involved in the year 1144 hoax became known as St. William of Norwich. Many people made pilgrimages to his tomb and claimed that miracles had resulted from appeals to St. William. The myth shows a complete lack of understanding of mainline Judaism. Aside from the prohibition of killing innocent persons, the Torah specifically forbids the drinking or eating of any form of blood in any quantity. However, reality never has had much of an impact on blood libel myths. This rumor lasted for many centuries; even today it has not completely disappeared. 1

Pope Innocent IV ordered a study in 1247 CE. His investigators found that the myth was a Christian invention used to justify persecution of the Jews. At least 4 other popes subsequently vindicated the Jews. However, the accusations, trials and executions continued. In 1817, Czar Alexander I of Russia declared that the blood libel was a myth. Even that did not stop the accusations against Jews in that country.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/jud_blib2.htm

[porphyrian]

20. It sure was, and people have the nerve to bring some of this up against Jews today.

Neither Romney nor Ryan are Jewish, luckily.

[lunatica]

9. Well he looks like he's about to take a bite out of this baby

[Cyrano]

18. It's a well known fact that

babies who are used as props by politicians grow up to be serial killers.

[porphyrian]

22. There should be a relief charity for politician-held babies. n/t

[porphyrian]

21. Romney looks like he's afraid something may spew out of that baby.

Of course he wasn't going to eat it. Where's Ryan?

[porphyrian]

108. Wait a second...who is that guy in the background?

[porphyrian]

111. OMG! Look at this...!

It appears to be Florida's Rick Scott! Wait, what is it that he's wearing...?

[porphyrian]

168. OK, I think those body parts on the apron are fake. This doesn't prove Rick Scott eats babies.

Nor is this any evidence that he is, in fact, part Orc.

[porphyrian]

197. Further, there is no substance to the claims that Rick Scott is possessed by Satan. n/t

[porphyrian]

24. Thank you all for toning down these baseless claims. n/t

[KurtNYC]

26. I watched a couple of the "Dinner with Barack" videos last night

Obama is a class act and he is running a campaign he can be proud of. Really selling the difference between his integrity and Romney's say-anything Etcha-Sketch BS.

That said, I have no idea what this thread is about.

[porphyrian]

27. Good, it must be working. n/t

[Voice for Peace]

42. yes! he is a fine human being

[porphyrian]

62. President Obama and his family are genuinely good people.

It's a shame that some folks have to resort to baseless claims about Romney's infantocannibalism rather than simply promote the President's awesome traits.

[porphyrian]

30. Further, let's consider that Romney had quite a few babies of his own that he did not eat. n/t

[tavalon]

32. Duzy

You didn't know he originally had 10 boys?

I'm just sayin'.

[porphyrian]

44. ...um...I'm sure that was simply a clerical error. n/t

[bongbong]

109. Taxes

Flip-Flopper probably had 100 babies for the tax deductions, but then once their bills (for food, clothing, etc) started coming due - down the hatch!

[porphyrian]

110. Scarily credible, yet I urge caution until we see his taxes as proof. n/t

[Indpndnt]

138. Rofl!

This thread is going to make me pass out from laughing so hard!

[tavalon]

31. And since we're on the topic of "interesting things to know"

Did you know that Rush Limbaugh isn't a junkie pedophile?

Ah, the memories!

[porphyrian]

37. Now, we only have legal documents showing his housekeeper bought him Oxycontin illegally...

...and I'm sure his child molesting days are far behind him. Why would anyone accuse him of that?

[Arugula Latte]

85. Luckily his penis has shriveled to the size of a button mushroom thanks to the Feminazis,

so it's no longer an issue.

[porphyrian]

87. Rush hasn't needed or used his penis for years, so its size doesn't really matter.

However, I am not convinced that he hasn't eaten a baby or two himself.

[Ferretherder]

183. Ya' know, come to think of it,...

...maybe 'El Rushbo' looks so much like an overgrown baby because his predilection for tender, succulent baby meat has genetically altered his appearance!

...uh,......just sayin'.

[porphyrian]

186. People always go on about GM foods, but how many antibiotics do we shoot into babies?

More investigation must be done.

[eridani]

160. It couldn't have been Rmoney, then

So don't blame him for Rushbo being a junkie pedophile.

[tavalon]

161. So what's worse, that Rush Limbaugh is a junkie pedophile

or that RMoney eats babies, I mean, in a political sense?

[mainstreetonce]

33. Does he know the word babies?

Or does he say
Please pass me one of those little wiggly pink things?

[porphyrian]

38. Oh, he's seen lots of babies. Women carry them everywhere. n/t

[2pooped2pop]

213. mmmm

baby. pink. good.

[treestar]

35. Too funny!

great piece of writing!

[porphyrian]

39. Thank you. n/t

[6000eliot]

36. He seems to make them cry a lot.

[porphyrian]

40. Well, he actually feeds on their sorrow. Maybe that's where the rumors come from. n/t

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

43. That sounds like a fairly modest proposal

[porphyrian]

47. History does appear to repeat itself. n/t

[Turborama]

46. This OP and the resulting thread wins the internetz!

Thanks everyone for the funniest!

[porphyrian]

48. Thank you, but I just want to set the record straight. n/t

[Zambero]

50. And all along I thought BAIN stood for BAby INtake

My bad!

[porphyrian]

53. There's no proof Romney was even at that meeting. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

86. And he definitely wasn't the CEO then.

Whenever that meeting was....We're checking on that.

[porphyrian]

88. I'm sure his tax returns will clear him of that, when he releases them. n/t

[porphyrian]

64. Hmmmm...and there are a lot of people in China... n/t

[porphyrian]

172. (This made more sense pre-prior-thread-deletion.) n/t

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

51. I have a bit of advice for rMoney: Stay away from babies that come from Vegetarian/Vegan homes

They tend to be stringy and not as filling.











*For those who are worried about me, it's OK, I don't eat babies.
Hikers in the woods, that was another thing, but I'm much better now.
I became possessed by a Wendigo a while back.
Luckily, I have him sealed away in a prison within myself, so I don't have to worry too much about him causing trouble anymore.
The Runic Seal I created to hold him is doing a fine job, I swear.

[porphyrian]

56. Remember - it's only cannibalism if you eat wendigos. n/t

[JEB]

52. When Romney implements

his secret plan to outlaw guns, only Mormons will have guns.

[porphyrian]

57. Most people are unaware of Romney's universal gun control position.

Thank you for mentioning it.

[kooljerk666]

54. IT PEOPLE, Soylent green is people..........

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&feature=autoplay&list=LPAEG12vamSPM&playnext=1

[porphyrian]

58. While it is much easier to eat babies when their features are indeterminable as such...

...there is still no real proof that Romney does this. There are only rumors.

[gateley]

60. Wow, porphyrian -- well done!

[porphyrian]

61. Thank you. n/t

[wryter2000]

65. I have it on authority that one of his own babies tried to eat him

A nice, long drive on the top of the car cured the tike of that behavior.

[porphyrian]

67. Thank you for bring this up! People keep slamming Romney for putting Seamus on top of the car...

...but what they don't realize is that it was a test to make sure it was safe BEFORE he used it as punishment on his children. People want to paint him as a monster, and I think that's a distraction.

[Javaman]

66. That was riot. :)

I so enjoy great off center satire. It's hard to do well and you did it perfectly!

Cheers!

[porphyrian]

68. Well, thank you. n/t

[PowerToThePeople]

69. We should stop the accusation. It is fact.

[porphyrian]

70. The way people keep talking about it, you'd think it was. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

73. To be fair, we ought to hear his side before we believe the damning evidence

Perhaps he has a good reason for eating babies.

[porphyrian]

75. That's a point I hadn't yet considered, should the rumors prove to be true.

What if Romney is eating babies to create jobs?

[pinboy3niner]

99. Or is it his alternative to food stamps?

That would be hard to argue with.

[porphyrian]

101. I hope he clarifies all of this in the debates. n/t

[porphyrian]

74. The furor appears to be calming down now, for which I thank you all. n/t

[annabanana]

77. spectacular.. You can't be too careful. Think of the Children!

ps: yer avatar is making my eyes go wiggy..

[porphyrian]

80. This is really about the children.

I know, right?!

[Blue Meany]

76. Not babies, just aborted fetuses...n/t

[porphyrian]

78. Well, now, there are different ideas about when a fetus becomes a baby...

...and I think Romney draws that line somewhere closer to mutual disrobing.

[libodem]

136. Tastes like veal

[2pooped2pop]

216. OMG Doesn't Rmoney own some kind of stock in

a body parts disposal company or abortion parts disposal company or something like that?

OMG, it's making sense now.

[Arkana]

79. Much like Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s?

I mean, I don't know if Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s, I'm just a guy asking questions.

But I'll tell you this: there are a lot of folks out there sending me letters and asking me if Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s.

[porphyrian]

81. Aha, but did Glenn Beck EAT the girl he raped and murdered in the 1990's?

There's no evidence that he is a cannibal, either. I'm here to stop these baseless claims.

[Smickey]

82. With Grey Poupon?

[porphyrian]

84. The rumors say that he always has to ask someone for it...

...but we know that it is standard in any limo.

[porphyrian]

83. OK, I'm getting a bunch of personal e-mails with attached "proof" of Romney's infantocannibalism...

...and they all appear to be hoaxes. Please, if you insist on sharing these pictures, post them yourself to this thread so that everyone may be the judge. Thank you.

[Arugula Latte]

89. Of course it's baseless. Now, yes he did run an operation where he used babies' skin for garments,

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but the meat was discarded and Mitt never ate it, as far as he can recall, and unless there are some videos that surface to prove otherwise, you people had better accept that he is not a baby eater. So just Stop It.

[porphyrian]

91. Thank you. We have to stop these rumors together or they will get out of hand. n/t

[valerief]

90. I thought the only thing Rmoney ate was someone else's life savings. nt

[porphyrian]

92. Unfortunately, that doesn't give him any vitamin D, so he has to use supplements. n/t

[valerief]

97. I see. He's heard you can get vitamin D from the son, so he eats only sons. nt

[porphyrian]

104. That's the rumor, anyway. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt...

...until it is proven, however, as baby-eating is a difficult charge.

[Kalidurga]

93. So, Stericycle wasn't harvesting babies for Romney.

Whew, now I can sleep at night, I really believed that rumor.

[porphyrian]

95. Ah, there was confusion raised by his use of "harvesting." Luckily, the babies harvested...

...did NOT go to Romney for eating.

[Kalidurga]

113. So who did they go to?

I think the obvious answer is Chris Christy, so I don't want to go there.

[porphyrian]

115. It's an easy shot. Someone else probably will. n/t

[libodem]

98. Can'tor

Eats infants, too. Creepy freaks.

[porphyrian]

100. He's a special case; he's Jewish, so we don't want to accuse him of any Blood Libel crap.

However, the rumors about his bestiality with neighborhood pets have neither been proven nor disproven.

[libodem]

135. I see

[ann---]

102. Right

If Ryan would teach his young daughter how to kill and give her a rifle for Christmas at age 9 - I'd say he's capable of eating babies.

[porphyrian]

103. Oh, Paul Ryan eats babies all the time.

Have you ever seen him on a campaign bus not eating? Ever wonder why he has trouble talking about what it is or where he got it?

[porphyrian]

105. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be replacing Romney rumors with Ryan rumors. n/t

[bongbong]

106. Flip-flopper doesn't eat babies

At least, not the Mormon ones.

[porphyrian]

112. I simply believe that we should be cautious accusing Romney of eating babies until there is proof.

His tax returns should clear up much of this.

[DissidentVoice]

107. Chew on this...

[porphyrian]

114. It's alive! n/t

[DissidentVoice]

141. Goofy-ass movie...

...but it seemed apropos for the context!

[porphyrian]

145. Good call. n/t

[geardaddy]

116. But what about the incident where he pushed his son's face into butter.

Surely, he was seasoning him for consumption.

[porphyrian]

117. OK, that's somewhat damning, but still circumstantial evidence.

If he followed the buttering with salt and pepper, you may have a case, though.

[pinboy3niner]

120. Mitt probably would get a pass on that, anyway

He was led astray by his top advisor at the time, Paula Deen.

[porphyrian]

122. Good point. She really knows what to do with butter. n/t

[backscatter712]

118. If I had more Photoshop skills...

I'd shop Romney's face onto Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

[porphyrian]

119. That would only help promote these horrible rumors that Romney eats babies.

We're trying to stop those rumors.


(...and someone else will Photoshop it soon, I'm sure.)

[Kindly Refrain]

121. Guststus Similis Pullus

[porphyrian]

123. Originale recipe neque duas calamistratus? n/t

[Kindly Refrain]

127. To serve man

It's a cookbook!!!!

[porphyrian]

130. As long as reading it doesn't summon demons, we're good. n/t

[porphyrian]

124. Once again, thank you all for your patience and help in controlling these hurtful rumors...

...about Romney eating babies.

[porphyrian]

125. ...and the ones about Ryan eating babies, even if I can totally see that. n/t

[porphyrian]

133. ...not that I can prove Ryan is or is not on a diet of babies and the awe of his peers. n/t

[stevend56]

129. Romney doesn't eat babies!

Please, between running for president and having sex with underage boys, could he even have time for eating babies?

[porphyrian]

132. Well, he can't sexually molest underaged boys all day and night; he has to eat at some point.

I'm just saying that we should stop spreading rumors about it until we have proof.

[jimlup]

134. Accusing Romney of "baby eating"

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Gives baby eaters a bad rap. Stop insulting baby eaters please!

[porphyrian]

142. You're right, my apologies to baby eaters everywhere. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

139. Word is that Mitt's history of eating babies goes waaaaay back...

[porphyrian]

143. Nice deceptive practices, Naturally Preferred, pretending your food...

...is for babies rather than of babies! Shame on you!

[porphyrian]

146. Naturally Preferred assures us its organic baby food is not made of babies.

Now I'm just confused.

[GoneOffShore]

140. I'm sure that Romney hasn't eaten any babies - at least any Mormon babies

Paul Ryan however, so people say, will eat anything remotely human.

[porphyrian]

144. I heard Ryan ate a mandrake, a J.C. Penney's mannequin and an animatronic lion in Chuck E. Cheese.

No lie.

[L0oniX]

148. Cannibals are people too.

[porphyrian]

149. Well, you are what you eat. n/t

[flyguyjake]

150. This little...

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy went in my belly,
AND this little piggy I ate with jelly!

[porphyrian]

154. That's got a Burton/Gorey/Dahl (in no particular order) kind of vibe to it. n/t

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[liberal N proud]

151. Are we still trying to dispell this story?

[pinboy3niner]

153. Just throwing a widdle cold water on those who may be a bit too goo-goo over this

We'd prefer to have our rubber duckies in a row before pushing this buggy too fast. We don't want to be infantile about it. Better to nurse the story quietly until all these reports are thoroughly investigated.

[porphyrian]

156. Thank you. Very reasonable. n/t

[porphyrian]

155. Rumors about Romney's baby-eating are preposterous. n/t

[glowing]

152. So, are we now going to google and typing in mitt romney eats babies? I think

we may need a picture to go along with this meme. Do you remember the Iowa state fair when he was eating a corn dog.. Maybe insert a Baby onto the corn dog stick.. LOL.

OMG it is already in the google browser as I type it in.. LOL.. There's even pics of Mitt eating babies.

[porphyrian]

158. Beauty.

[pinboy3niner]

166. Currently, this thread is the #2 search result for Romney eats babies, LOL!

[porphyrian]

169. Nice.

[porphyrian]

178. Top slot with "Romney eats babies." n/t

[porphyrian]

188. ...

[Lil Missy]

162. Yes he does, but only when he is not screwing small animals. n/t

[eridani]

163. For large animals he'd have to go to Enumclaw, WA

Pretty sure he's never been there, so that hypothesis is right out.

[porphyrian]

165. I don't know, they have a golf course...

OK, I'm not getting the link to work, but you can look it up.

[eridani]

182. You probably don't want to google enumclaw + horse + case

You don't need that in your brain, really. And Romney would never do such a thing, so people should stop accusing him of it.

[porphyrian]

185. Yes, good call, you definitely do no want to Google that. Thank you. n/t

[porphyrian]

164. That is the rumor, but do we have the evidence to keep repeating the claim?

I just want to present the truth, whether that includes Romney eating babies, Romney screwing small animals or Romney smoking meth and stealing pocket books from elderly women.

[Lil Missy]

181. It's true. I saw it on the intertoobs.

Romney eats babies and screws small animals.

[porphyrian]

184. It seems to me that both baby eating and the screwing of small animals would be prohibited...

...by Romney's religion, or, at least, his wife.

[porphyrian]

171. Once again, thank you all for your diligence in correcting all of this rumor mongering. n/t

[porphyrian]

173. Please remain vigilant in stopping these baseless claims that Romney eats babies. n/t

[porphyrian]

174. ...and don't start up with those "Romney eats babies" rumors again. n/t

[tblue37]

175. Yeah. At one debate, when Rick Perry accused him of eating babies, Romney

(AKA Money Boo Boo) responded, "No. When that guy offered me a baby to eat, I turned him down flat. I said, 'I'm running for president, for Pete's sake! I can't be seen eating babies!!'"

[porphyrian]

176. I don't want to hear any of the Rick Perry secretly practicing Voodoo rumors, either.

It's enough that we've got Romney running around making dubious statements that may indicate that he eats babies, which I'm sure is utterly ridiculous, though circumstantial evidence continues to mount.

[porphyrian]

180. I mean, Rick Perry secretly practices Voodoo? Really? Be reasonable. n/t

[gkhouston]

189. But look what happens when you go to google and enter "Romney eats". n/t

[eridani]

191. As of early AM 1/1, this thread ranks third

Right behind yahoo answers and Rmoney's paid for URL.

[gkhouston]

192. Romney *paid* for a URL to discuss his baby-eating problem?

Well, at least he's not in denial.

[eridani]

193. His regular campaign site pops up when you google Romney eats babies

Every link below that is about baby eating.

[porphyrian]

194. At 7:46 am Central, October 1st, I'm still getting this...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1443669

[porphyrian]

195. OK, who was it that said Romney eats Democratic ballots?

That's ludicrous; republicans pay companies to destroy Democratic ballots for them.

[porphyrian]

196. ...ridiculous... n/t

[porphyrian]

198. I really hope they don't bring this up during the debate... n/t

[porphyrian]

199. Now, I kind of wish they had. n/t

[porphyrian]

200. OK, sorry to interrupt again, but there are more rumors afoot.

I apologize for repeating it here, but it is important to know what is rumor and what is substantiated fact. It seems now that there is some talk about Jon Sununu always wearing a vibrating butt plug, whatever that is. Don't look it up. I'm sure that this is just another mean-spirited attack on an otherwise distinguished mentally handicapped racist gentleman. As usual, please help us prevent these rumors from being spread.

Thank you.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

201. That's why Ryan is pro-life....

[porphyrian]

202. Ryan may well be pro-life, not that you can tell from his fiscal policy, but we should not...

...suggest that he protects the lives of babies so that Romney may eat them without proof!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

204. No, no, no!

Romney doesn't eat the babies....he wants to convert them into good little Mormons. Ryan is pro-life because he wants to end Food Stamps and any other assistance to "the moochers" the "moochers" will eat the babies.

[porphyrian]

205. Ah, good. I'm glad you weren't just rumor-mongering. n/t

[2pooped2pop]

206. I'm sorry but the blatant baby eating can't just be ignored.

Even though it has no bearing on what Obama had for lunch, the fact, yes fact, that Rmoney eats children, dogs, and birds, as well as moms, pops, the poor, the middle class, the struggling companies, is important to point out that he does not have the kind of appetite we need in a president. And is should be exposed to the American people.

[porphyrian]

207. Certainly no cannibal omnivore with a voracious and indiscriminate appetite should be President...

...but where is the proof?

[greendog]

209. Is Romney still eating babies?

I thought he promised to give that up for the campaign.

[porphyrian]

211. No, that's the rumor! It's an urban myth, of sorts, that I am finding impossible to contain.

If he were to actually eat babies, he would surely be in prison by now.

[Cherchez la Femme]

210. And Jonathan Swift is such an ass...

Satire plays no part in politics.
Serious business, ya know?

[porphyrian]

212. True, this is very serious. A statesman's reputation is on the line. n/t

[wickerwoman]

214. You can't maintain 3% body fat eating babies,

but Paul Ryan does drink their tears.

[porphyrian]

215. That I find to be a completely reasonable assertion. n/t