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marmar

(77,053 posts) Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:57 PM Oct 2020

Mitch McConnell, health problems?

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Mitch McConnell, health problems? (Original Post) marmar Oct 2020 OP

Dorian Gray. dchill Oct 2020 #1

Looks to me like Glamrock Oct 2020 #2

Lmao... Docreed2003 Oct 2020 #6

I thought the same! dflprincess Oct 2020 #32

Gee, it would be an awful shame if Mitch and OxyRush died on the same day. lpbk2713 Oct 2020 #3

So sad, my liberal tears will flow, but it is what it is? Brainfodder Oct 2020 #33

Resin stains from his pipe luv2fly Oct 2020 #4

Cocaine is a hell of a drug Amishman Oct 2020 #5

He's 78, may be on anti-coagulants so bruises easily. uppityperson Oct 2020 #7

And the sharp folds of a mask could have caused the bruise marybourg Oct 2020 #12

That's not where a mask bruises your face. I would know. Maru Kitteh Oct 2020 #18

Jesus! Photos of Mitch's Horribly Bruised Hands from the AP appalachiablue Oct 2020 #24

I'm sorry, but cilla4progress Oct 2020 #8

Upper lip NameAlreadyTaken Oct 2020 #30

Looks like the thing that killed Dumbledore JenniferJuniper Oct 2020 #9

GMTA! Looks like he was messing about with a Horcrux Hekate Oct 2020 #11

It's obvious mindem Oct 2020 #10

Fish rot from the head. Totally Tunsie Oct 2020 #13

Don't insult fish 😄 Tribetime Oct 2020 #15

Looks like he fell DeminPennswoods Oct 2020 #14

maybe he slipped and fell... DBoon Oct 2020 #16

That's what I suspected. He fought Van Helsing Ilsa Oct 2020 #35

DIE YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKER Blue Owl Oct 2020 #17

So far, I like your theory best. Maru Kitteh Oct 2020 #21

No seriously, tell us how you really feel. WyattKansas Oct 2020 #22

Do you have to say it in such a nice way? Doreen Oct 2020 #25

Take a close look. Look like the first steps for his conversion to a real turtle. Blue_true Oct 2020 #19

He's rotting from the inside out. AZ_Latina Oct 2020 #20

Taking bets. Who's first: Rush or Mitch? no_hypocrisy Oct 2020 #23

I'll take both for $1000 Ahpook Oct 2020 #27

contusions, he was beaten Demonaut Oct 2020 #26

Looks like face plant fall injuries to me. Brainfodder Oct 2020 #28

I think he might have fallen. He may have landed on his face and hurt his hand in the fall. When Raven Oct 2020 #29

Die fucker die I_UndergroundPanther Oct 2020 #31

I guess Mitch meant what he said 🤭 lunasun Oct 2020 #34

dchill

(38,441 posts)

1. Dorian Gray.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:58 PM

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Glamrock

(11,787 posts)

2. Looks to me like

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:59 PM

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he had a problem creating a horcrux.....

Docreed2003

(16,850 posts)

6. Lmao...

Reply to Glamrock (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:01 PM

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that's perfect

dflprincess

(28,072 posts)

32. I thought the same!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:19 PM

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lpbk2713

(42,736 posts)

3. Gee, it would be an awful shame if Mitch and OxyRush died on the same day.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:59 PM

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Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)

33. So sad, my liberal tears will flow, but it is what it is?

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:20 PM

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luv2fly

(2,475 posts)

4. Resin stains from his pipe

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:59 PM

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You know Mitch likes the wacky weed.

Amishman

(5,554 posts)

5. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:01 PM

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uppityperson

(115,677 posts)

7. He's 78, may be on anti-coagulants so bruises easily.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:02 PM

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marybourg

(12,585 posts)

12. And the sharp folds of a mask could have caused the bruise

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:06 PM

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Maru Kitteh

(28,313 posts)

18. That's not where a mask bruises your face. I would know.

Reply to marybourg (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:27 PM

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Mine has been bruised for months.

appalachiablue

(41,103 posts)

24. Jesus! Photos of Mitch's Horribly Bruised Hands from the AP

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:01 PM

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https://bipartisanreport.com/2020/10/21/images-of-mitch-mcconnell-horribly-bruised-released-by-ap/

https://www.themarysue.com/mitch-mcconnells-hands-twitter-speculation/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ek3KpPiXgAEETPE?format=png&name=900x900

cilla4progress

(24,717 posts)

8. I'm sorry, but

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:03 PM

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what is that body part in the upper right? Ewwwww!

NameAlreadyTaken

(976 posts)

30. Upper lip

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:17 PM

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JenniferJuniper

(4,507 posts)

9. Looks like the thing that killed Dumbledore

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:03 PM

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Paging Professor Snape...

Hekate

(90,556 posts)

11. GMTA! Looks like he was messing about with a Horcrux

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:05 PM

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mindem

(1,580 posts)

10. It's obvious

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:04 PM

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drumph sat on his head during an ass-kissing session.

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

13. Fish rot from the head.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:06 PM

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Literally and figuratively.

Tribetime

(4,681 posts)

15. Don't insult fish 😄

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:11 PM

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DeminPennswoods

(15,265 posts)

14. Looks like he fell

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:09 PM

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or hit his hand on something. He's 78 or so, people tend to bruise easier as they age.

DBoon

(22,340 posts)

16. maybe he slipped and fell...

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:13 PM

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.. when arising from his coffin at midnight

Ilsa

(61,690 posts)

35. That's what I suspected. He fought Van Helsing

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:33 PM

Oct 2020

and got slugged in the mouth.

Blue Owl

(50,259 posts)

17. DIE YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKER

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:18 PM

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n/t

Maru Kitteh

(28,313 posts)

21. So far, I like your theory best.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:29 PM

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WyattKansas

(1,648 posts)

22. No seriously, tell us how you really feel.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:31 PM

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Doreen

(11,686 posts)

25. Do you have to say it in such a nice way?

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:09 PM

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Blue_true

(31,261 posts)

19. Take a close look. Look like the first steps for his conversion to a real turtle.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:27 PM

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AZ_Latina

(20 posts)

20. He's rotting from the inside out.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:27 PM

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no_hypocrisy

(46,020 posts)

23. Taking bets. Who's first: Rush or Mitch?

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:51 PM

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Ahpook

(2,749 posts)

27. I'll take both for $1000

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:12 PM

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Alex

Seriously, that looks nasty May have taken a spill?

Demonaut

(8,914 posts)

26. contusions, he was beaten

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:11 PM

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Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)

28. Looks like face plant fall injuries to me.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:13 PM

Oct 2020

KARMA time?

Raven

(13,877 posts)

29. I think he might have fallen. He may have landed on his face and hurt his hand in the fall. When

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:13 PM

Oct 2020

people get to be his age, they tend to bruise very easily. Either that, or he was on the wrong end of a fight.

I_UndergroundPanther

(12,462 posts)

31. Die fucker die

Reply to Raven (Reply #29)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:18 PM

Oct 2020

Maybe the next fall will incapacitate him forever.
Crack that head like a watermelon shot from a trebuchet.

Fucking waste of skin .

lunasun

(21,646 posts)

34. I guess Mitch meant what he said 🤭

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:28 PM

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