General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRudy Releases Video Of Himself Masturbating To Show What It Actually Looks Like
WASHINGTONIn response to a compromising scene featured in the Borat sequel in which the presidents personal attorney claimed to be tucking in his shirt, Rudy Giuliani released a video of himself masturbating Thursday to show what it would actually look like.
You thought that was masturbating? Ill show you masturbating, said Giuliani in a blurry iPhone video that he released to every major national news outlet, which showed the former New York City mayor getting completely naked and weeping as he vigorously pleasured himself.
Hopefully, this footage of me beating my meat to toe-curling completion will dispel any salacious claims about what took place in that hotel. Ive also shared this with the FBI so they can authenticate it. If you dont see me standing in the middle of my living room jacking off to a family photo album, then you can rest assured I wasnt masturbating.
At press time, Giuliani vowed to release a new video of him masturbating every day until the election to help prevent the spread of disinformation.
https://politics.theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-releases-video-of-himself-masturbating-to-1845453299/amp?__twitter_impression=true
BSdetect
(8,998 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)Yonnie3
(17,434 posts)and say Rudy should back off of the alcohol (with or without this story).
COL Mustard
(5,897 posts)I thought this was a real story for a second!!!
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)that was a bit graphic for me.
DeeNice
(575 posts)tavernier
(12,382 posts)Now I wont need that ice cream I was trying to talk myself out of. Maybe wont need it tomorrow either.
LAS14
(13,783 posts)Illumination
(2,458 posts)associated with Trump turns to sh**! That's especially true in poor little Rudy's case!
agincourt
(1,996 posts)thought this was real? It seems more likely than many things in the newsfeed.
mjvpi
(1,388 posts)RainCaster
(10,869 posts)I love that line.
myohmy2
(3,162 posts)...a Jagoff does jag-off...
...you've got to respect a 'toe-curling completion' at his age...
...
Fozzledick
(3,860 posts)Some headlines just beg for the question to be answered, even if they are obvious click-bait.
Jirel
(2,018 posts)... but your brain also says Waitaminnit, you need to check this, you KNOW theres a problem with the various players here.
Autumn
(45,058 posts)Neoma
(10,039 posts)Of course I did not think it was the onion at first...
Rural_Progressive
(1,105 posts)that my wife and I had no problem believing he actually had done this. Wasn't till we got to the ".....meat to toe-curling........" phrase before I started looking around to see if this was for real.
That is how far our society has fallen thanks to Swampman and the Noxious Creatures.
Evolve Dammit
(16,725 posts)ffr
(22,669 posts)Asking for a friend.