She thought she was being cute.

[Waltons_Mtn]

A relative of mine from Alabama thought it would be cute to post a little message on FB. It read something like this:

"Everyone remember you must register if you are going to vote in this years election. The deadline is October 26 if you are voting for Romney. If your going to vote for Obama you have to register on October 27 only )"

One of her halfwit friends posted "I Like this"

Then it was my turn. I wrote and wrote and wrote. Then I decided a more simple reply would work. I wrote: "Sounds about right. If you can't win, CHEAT!"


She took down her post minutes later.

[Laurajr]

1. Things said simply

Are best...no chance for the reader to lose interest

[arthritisR_US]

2. Nicely done! :) n/ t

[Happyhippychick]

3. I was planning to do an FB post reminding my republican friends to vote on November 7th.

But then I remembered, I don't have any republican friends.

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

5. Funny.

[SnowCritter]

12. I won't remind any of my Republican friends when to vote

if they're not smart enough to find out for themselves, then I don't want them to vote.

Honestly, Fuck 'Em!

[Ned_Devine]

33. Idid something similar to republicans in 2010 when Scott Brown ran here in MA

It was designed to be a joke

[Snotcicles]

36. Post " If you would prefer to use Whites Only Voting Booths they will be available Nov 7th" nt.

[pasto76]

4. thats awesome!

[drm604]

6. Be careful about making jokes like this.

Someone's liable to try to report you as someone attempting to suppress Republican votes.

They love anything they can point at to try to prove "equivalence".

[Waltons_Mtn]

11. The real funny part is her father is a politician.

He probably told her to take it down!

[avebury]

7. Simple and to the point. Bravo!

[Laelth]

8. Perfect! Nicely done. k&r n/t

-Laelth

[lonestarnot]

9. K & R!

[Phentex]

10. LOL!

I love your response.

[DrewFlorida]

13. LOL, great response!

[SunSeeker]

14. Ba Boom!

Awesome retort.

[Daayyummmboi]

15. Bawhahahahahahaha!!!!!

[itssimplestupid]

16. New Fb Post = The Word Republican Makes Me Want To Hurl

Last edited Sat Sep 29, 2012, 01:32 PM - Edit history (1)

Put that up and share it.....

http://www.RepublicansAreADisease.com

Republicans Are A Disease, and everyone knows it North of the Mason Dixon Line..... And getting closer to half of the reality based people living in red states understand this too. They have to live around people that would be considered insane by A-N-Y standard.

[TalkingDog]

17. Since you are new, I'll be kind

People have been banned from this site for nudging just a little farther into the idea that southerners are, by and large, anti-Obama and anti-Democratic

So why don't you reconsider that there are 50 states in this Union and Obama can't win without all of them. Because even if our state doesn't send votes to the electoral college, the people in our state are sure as hell sending him money and campaign support.

It's people like me living in small backwater towns, spending every day pointing out how bad the Republicans are to my Republican friends and neighbors that are helping to nudge those people to Obama's side.

You may want to re-word your post and remember what the President said: He doesn't just represent the people that voted for him or gave him money, he represents everybody.

Welcome to DU, where even people SOUTH of the Mason Dixon line believe in progressive ideals.

[itssimplestupid]

22. Keep Up The Good Fight

Please keep trying to reason with them talking dog. The best way I have found is to ask them questions they can't answer. Soon they will realize you have an "agenda" and tune you, and any amount of truth you may inspire them with out but it may get them to think. Just telling them the truth rarely works.

When they try to trash Obama ask them how America was doing when he came into office, and then ask him how big the budget surplus was when Bush came into office, and have them explain why they are unhappy with Obama instead of Bush. It won't help, but it will make you feel good...

http://www.RepublicansAreADisease.com

Disease = Mental Illness = Denial of Reality

[TalkingDog]

24. If I were you, I'd just stop while I was ahead.

n/t

[Waltons_Mtn]

19. Ummm, I live in Texas and my wife is more or less a repub.

[TeamPooka]

18. Bazinga!

[DirtyDawg]

20. Be careful...

...next family reunion, or worse yet next time 'the relative' comes to your house, whatever you do don't eat any of the chocolate pie she serves/brings.

[Doc_Technical]

21. I would have told her

that in future if she wants to add validity to
her opinions she should endeavor to utilize
the proper contraction instead of a second person
possessive pronoun.

[SheilaT]

23. You could post this:

Remember that a low voter turnout favors Republicans.

So if you're a Republican, don't vote.

[Waltons_Mtn]

26. I like!

[freshwest]

25. Great answer!

[Cha]

28. I love it! Since they have nothing to offer

they have to cheat. End of story.

[Liberal_in_LA]

30. good for you

[hotrod0808]

31. I have a waitress friend who's pro-Romney

And she thought, that the day before Obama came to speak on Bowling Green, Ohio, that it would be cute to post her take on it. She said that, unlike the pizzaria owner in FL, she would not hug him but karaqte-chop him instead. She received many, many likes on it. I'm not a fan of childish crap like that.

[DemKittyNC]

32. "karaqte-chop him instead"

Let her, see where that will get her... hehe

[RandiFan1290]

34. republicons always resort to violence

It's all they have after their lies fail.

[Mapletonian]

35. Rminds me of this trick:

Democrats: Don't forget to vote this year on November 7!

[slampoet]

37. Remind your metally challenged relative that they commited a Federal Felony

and that the path leads directly to their door and that Facebook with FOREVER have record of her crime.